{"title":"Autumntide Beard Oils","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHalloween is a time for dressing up, digging up, and occasionally cleaning up. Whether you're a freshly risen corpse, a werewolf with social obligations, or an undertaker who takes professional pride in a well-groomed appearance, we've concocted five beard oils to keep your whiskers in respectable condition. The living may judge you by your grooming habits, but the dead are considerably less forgiving.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"beard-full-of-bats-beard-oil","title":"Beard Full of Bats Beard Oil","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBEARD FULL OF BATS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eA velvet-winged infestation of dark fruit, chthonic roots, and resinous warmth. 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