{"title":"Bitch Planet","description":"\u003cp\u003eAre you Non-Compliant? Are you too fat, too thin, too loud, too shy, too religious, too secular, too prudish, too sexual, too queer, too black, too brown, too whatever-it-is-they’ll-judge-you-for-today?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to BITCH PLANET.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn a future where the patriarchy punishes women who refuse to conform, those who resist are shipped off to do hard time on Bitch Planet. The only way back home is to compete against men in a brutal full-contact sport called Megaton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/milkfed.us\/books\/bitch-planet\/\"\u003eWebsite\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e|\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Kelly-Sue-DeConnick\/e\/B001K8AYRU?ref=dbs_p_pbk_r00_abau_000000\"\u003eAmazon\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e|\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/imagecomics.com\/comics\/series\/bitch-planet\"\u003eImage Comics\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKELLY SUE DECONNICK (Captain Marvel, Pretty Deadly) \u0026amp; VALENTINE DE LANDRO (X-Factor, Spider-Man) team up for a biting sci-fi women-in-prison exploitation satire. Can the newest shipment of Non-Compliant prisoners work together to survive crooked guards, corrupt institutions, and the most brutal sport in the galaxy?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIllustrations by BITCH PLANET co-creator Valentine De Landro.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProceeds from the Bitch Planet collection benefit the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brinklit.org\/education\/prison\/\"\u003eBrink Literary Project’s Frames Prison Program\u003c\/a\u003e, which helps increase literacy rates and reduce recidivism among incarcerated persons.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"agreenex","title":"Agreenex Perfume Oil","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"woocommerce-product-details__short-description\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAGREENEX\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBe the you HE likes. 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