{"title":"Creepo Yuletide Greetings 2025","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn the spirit of “traditional” holiday observance, we humbly offer the following ephemeral greetings drawing upon obscure cultural references, which might have made perfect sense to the sender or recipient at the time of exchange… or maybe not, and that was part of the fun!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEither way, they’d probably be very amused by the idea of future generations boggling over exactly WTF was going on here. We feel the same way about the following perfumes, which we hope that someone a hot century from now will find very creepy and amusing!\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"christmas-lustre-perfume-oil","title":"Christmas Lustre Perfume Oil","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"woocommerce-product-details__short-description\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCHRISTMAS LUSTRE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/christmas-lustre-creepo-yule-202.jpg?v=1772894613\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay Christmas shed lustre around 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friend, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003eis suffering from the cramp,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo please excuse this impecunious card,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs all I’m good for is a used up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eSugared-crusted marshmallows and cinnamon candies.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Sugared-crusted marshmallows and cinnamon candies.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46484429537436,"sku":"YuleCreeps25-9","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/SO_DEVILISH_HARD_-_creepo_christmas_2025_LABEL.jpg?v=1772894583"},{"product_id":"snowman-beatdown-perfume-oil","title":"Snowman Beatdown Perfume Oil","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"afterpay-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSNOWMAN BEATDOWN\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"afterpay-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/snowman-beatdown-creepo-yule-202.jpg?v=1772895148\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"woocommerce-product-details__short-description\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA jolly Christmas for some. 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class=\"woocommerce-Price-amount amount\"\u003e\u003cbdi\u003e\u003cspan class=\"woocommerce-Price-currencySymbol\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/festive-rat-crackers-creepo-yule.jpg?v=1772895567\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/bdi\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"woocommerce-product-details__short-description\"\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA handful of dates and black figs plopped into a frosted glass frothing with cranberry champagne.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cform class=\"cart\" action=\"https:\/\/blackphoenixalchemylab.com\/shop\/yule-2025\/creepo-yuletide-greetings-2025\/festive-rat-crackers-perfume-oil\/\" method=\"post\" enctype=\"multipart\/form-data\"\u003e\u003c\/form\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product_meta\"\u003e\u003clabel class=\"screen-reader-text\" for=\"quantity_69ab737e3196d\"\u003e\u003c\/label\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"A handful 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