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Elsewhere, Prince Prospero is hosting a lavish masquerade with a rather unfortunate guest list, the cathedrals are filling with strange sacraments, and the local werewolves have once again failed to budget for replacement clothing.\u003cbr\u003eWe've also been indulging in the usual seasonal excesses: graveyard dirt, autumn bonfires, sinister confections, questionable pumpkin experiments, and enough Halloween candy to alarm your dentist. Our new hometown of Philadelphia has inspired an especially regrettable act of culinary perfumery involving pumpkin spice and cheesesteaks. We offer no apologies.\u003cbr\u003eThere are old favorites returning from the grave, new perfumes of dubious provenance, and a whole assortment of grooming products and claw polishes for making yourself presentable to the living, the dead, and anyone whose status remains uncertain.\u003cbr\u003eCome in, come in. Mind the staircase, don't look too closely at the wedding portrait, and whatever you do, don't accept anything the dumbwaiter brings up.\u003cbr\u003eHappy Halloween, you beautiful creeps.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"ghost-milk-soft-serve-perfume-oil","title":"Ghost Milk Soft Serve Perfume Oil","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGHOST MILK SOFT SERVE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA slow-churned frozen mixture of goat’s milk, marshmallow, vanilla cashmere, honey dust, and white chocolate, served in a wailing waffle cone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Goat's milk, marshmallow, vanilla cashmere, honey dust, and white chocolate.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47168328892572,"sku":"SUMMERWEEN26-2","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/bpal-ghost-milk-soft-serve-summerween-perfume-oil.jpg?v=1783438814"},{"product_id":"the-invisible-mans-banana-perfume-oil","title":"The Invisible Man's Banana Perfume Oil","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE INVISIBLE MAN'S BANANA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA scientific experiment gone horribly right: the blurry outline of a flash-frozen banana skewered on a stick and dunked in a shimmering mixture of sheer musk and evaporated milk, sprinkled with invisible nuts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Flash-frozen banana, evaporated milk, sheer musk, and invisible nuts.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47168542376092,"sku":"SUMMERWEEN26-3","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/bpal-invisible-mans-banana-summerween-perfume-oil.jpg?v=1783439324"},{"product_id":"mummy-push-pop-perfume-oil","title":"Mummy Push Pop Perfume Oil","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMUMMY PUSH POP\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA condensed milk lolly sheathed in a cylindrical carapace of pressed coconut shavings and tea-stained linen, shot through with bitumen, myrrh, and embalming resin mix-ins.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Condensed milk, pressed coconut, tea-stained linen, bitumen, myrrh, embalming resin.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47168582615196,"sku":"SUMMERWEEN26-5","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/bpal-mummy-push-pop-summerween-perfume-oil.jpg?v=1783439571"},{"product_id":"vampire-sandwich-perfume-oil","title":"Vampire Sandwich Perfume Oil","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVAMPIRE SANDWICH\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA creamy coagulation of frozen goat milk enrobed in a cape of the darkest chocolate. 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