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Neither fate is something we would recommend to any of our readers.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDeadly and seductive: vanilla-infused sandalwood, blood musk, antique patchouli, vetiver, lavender, bitter almond, amber, and a trickle of Snake Oil.\u003c\/h4\u003e","brand":"Deadly and seductive: vanilla-infused sandalwood, blood musk, antique patchouli, vetiver, lavender, bitter almond, amber, and a trickle of Snake Oil.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45606614040732,"sku":"FANGBANG03","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/vamp-tombeur01.jpg?v=1772212438"},{"product_id":"western-diamondback","title":"Western Diamondback Perfume Oil","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"woocommerce-product-details__short-description\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWESTERN DIAMONDBACK\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eSnake Oil with 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