{"title":"The Collected Poetic Works of Antonin Scalia","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe’ve had myriad political figures throughout US history that have possessed acid tongues, but few in the modern era have provided such a constant stream of colorfully vitriolic superlatives as Antonin Scalia.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe is the federal court’s beat poet of indignation and right-wing rage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor your pleasure, we present a line dedicated to SCOTUS’ reigning Sick Burn Champion, the cranky, flamboyant, inimitable Justice Antonin Gregory Scalia. 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