{"title":"Haunted House","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRARE OPPORTUNITY! HISTORIC ESTATE WITH ORIGINAL FEATURES AND LONG-TERM OCCUPANTS!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMagnificent ancestral residence of considerable antiquity, boasting twenty distinctive points of interest, extensive grounds, exquisite period detailing, and a fascinating history that the current owners are reluctant to discuss.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInterior appointments include a grand Imperial staircase, richly paneled library, formal parlour, nursery, wine cellar, spacious attic, and private observatory. Original mahogany woodwork throughout. Additional amenities include a self-playing piano, fully operational dumbwaiter, antique gramophone, and an extensive collection of family portraits that must remain with the property. Mature landscaping features an established hedge maze with several undocumented exits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome deferred maintenance. Occasional disturbances after dark. Prospective buyers should be aware that certain rooms may be occupied, the mirrors are unreliable, and the property has experienced an unusually high turnover of domestic staff. Previous owners retain certain rights of residence in perpetuity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProperty sold as-is, with all fixtures, hauntings, and outstanding curses conveyed at closing. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMotivated seller. Priced well below market value for reasons the seller is not legally obligated to disclose. Serious inquiries only. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-atrocious-attic-2026-perfume-oil","title":"The Atrocious Attic 2026 Perfume Oil","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTHE ATROCIOUS ATTIC 2026\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eA shadowy shrine filled with forgotten toys, broken dolls. The altar: a collapsing trunk distended by a rotted wedding gown. The air of the room is dusty, laced with the scent of a child's perfume and the remnants of a dried, crumbling bridal bouquet: tea rose, violet, white sandalwood, French lavender, and calla lily.\u003c\/h4\u003e","brand":"Tea rose, violet, white sandalwood, French lavender, and calla lily.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47957548040348,"sku":"WEEN26-HAUNTED1","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/Thats-Not-My-Reflection-Black-Phoenix-Alchemy-Lab-BPAL-Halloween-2026077.jpg?v=1792370265"},{"product_id":"the-bloody-banister-2026-perfume-oil","title":"The Bloody Banister 2026 Perfume Oil","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTHE BLOODY BANISTER 2026\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eA rotting, cracked mahogany balustrade smeared with bloody handprints frames a cascading Imperial staircase that rises unsteadily into oppressive, suffocating shadows.\u003c\/h4\u003e","brand":"A rotting, cracked mahogany balustrade smeared with bloody handprints frames a cascading Imperial staircase that rises unsteadily into oppressive, suffocating shadows.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47957565079708,"sku":"WEEN26-HAUNTED2","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/The-Bloody-Banister-Black-Phoenix-Alchemy-Lab-BPAL-Halloween-2026079.jpg?v=1792370271"},{"product_id":"the-chilling-cellar-2026-perfume-oil","title":"The Chilling Cellar 2026 Perfume Oil","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTHE CHILLING CELLAR 2026\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eWine just turning to vinegar, crumbling mortar, red clay, and the coppery tang of old blood.\u003c\/h4\u003e","brand":"Wine just turning to vinegar, crumbling mortar, red clay, and the coppery tang of old blood.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47957572845724,"sku":"WEEN26-HAUNTED3","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/The-Chilling-Cellar-Black-Phoenix-Alchemy-Lab-BPAL-Halloween-2026080.jpg?v=1792372035"},{"product_id":"the-crooked-chimney","title":"The Crooked Chimney Perfume Oil","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE CROOKED CHIMNEY\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eSomething small and quick scrabbles down it after dark. Charred wood, sooty brick, cold hearth-ash, and a faint, sweet rot creeping up from somewhere below the foundation.\u003c\/h4\u003e","brand":"Charred wood, sooty brick, cold hearth-ash, and a faint, sweet rot creeping up from somewhere below the foundation.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47957574123676,"sku":"WEEN26-HAUNTED4","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/The-Crooked-Chimney-Black-Phoenix-Alchemy-Lab-BPAL-Halloween-2026081.jpg?v=1792372038"},{"product_id":"the-dreadful-dumbwaiter-perfume-oil","title":"The Dreadful Dumbwaiter Perfume Oil","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DREADFUL DUMBWAITER\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eThe house has been vacant for a century, but someone is still sending up tea. 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The needle is always resting on the last groove, and the brass horn is strangely warm to the touch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eWarped shellac, oxidized brass, splintered mahogany, black tea, faded gardenia perfume, and a faint breath of extinguished candles. \u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e","brand":"Warped shellac, oxidized brass, splintered mahogany, black tea, faded gardenia perfume, and a faint breath of extinguished candles.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47957590835356,"sku":"WEEN26-HAUNTED6","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/The-Ghoulish-Gramophone-Black-Phoenix-Alchemy-Lab-BPAL-Halloween-2026083.jpg?v=1792372043"},{"product_id":"the-heinous-hedge-maze-2026-perfume-oil","title":"The Heinous Hedge Maze 2026 Perfume Oil","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTHE HEINOUS HEDGE MAZE 2026\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eClaustrophobic pathways of neglected boxwood and thorny rosemary intersecting at impossible angles, twisting into itself.\u003c\/h4\u003e","brand":"Claustrophobic pathways of neglected boxwood and thorny rosemary intersecting at impossible angles, twisting into itself.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47957595717788,"sku":"WEEN26-HAUNTED7","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/The-Heinous-Hedge-Maze-Black-Phoenix-Alchemy-Lab-BPAL-Halloween-2026085.jpg?v=1792372053"},{"product_id":"it-only-happens-at-night-perfume-oil","title":"It Only Happens At Night Perfume Oil","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIT ONLY HAPPENS AT NIGHT \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEvery night at precisely 3:17, the grandfather clock stops, the temperature drops, and the house begins to smell of flowers that haven't grown in the garden for a hundred years. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eCold brass, night-blooming jasmine, dead leaves, damp velvet, and the last smoky breath of a snuffed beeswax candle.\u003c\/h4\u003e","brand":"Cold brass, night-blooming jasmine, dead leaves, damp velvet, and the last smoky breath of a snuffed beeswax candle.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47957600010396,"sku":"WEEN26-HAUNTED8","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/It-Only-Happens-at-Night-Black-Phoenix-Alchemy-Lab-BPAL-Halloween-2026029.jpg?v=1792367881"},{"product_id":"laughter-in-the-attic-perfume-oil","title":"Laughter in the Attic Perfume Oil","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLAUGHTER IN THE ATTIC\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe laughter begins softly, almost affectionately, then multiplies until it sounds as though a hundred unseen mouths are giggling in the darkness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eAttic dust, dried rose petals, brittle lace, blackened sugar, powdered orris, the memory of a smashed birthday cake, and a thin, unsettling thread of icy musk.\u003c\/h4\u003e","brand":"Attic dust, dried rose petals, brittle lace, blackened sugar, powder","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47957614854300,"sku":"WEEN26-HAUNTED9","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/Laughter-In-The-Attic-Black-Phoenix-Alchemy-Lab-BPAL-Halloween-2026032.jpg?v=1792368814"},{"product_id":"the-lurid-library-2026-perfume-oil","title":"The Lurid Library 2026 Perfume Oil","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTHE LURID LIBRARY 2026\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eThe incense-tinged scent of forbidden tomes and the musk-laden remnants of infernal servants.\u003c\/h4\u003e","brand":"The incense-tinged scent of forbidden tomes and the musk-laden remnants of infernal servants.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47957618524316,"sku":"WEEN26-HAUNTED10","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/The-Lurid-Library-Black-Phoenix-Alchemy-Lab-BPAL-Halloween-2026086.jpg?v=1792372056"},{"product_id":"the-nefarious-nursery-perfume-oil","title":"The Nefarious Nursery Perfume Oil","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE NEFARIOUS NURSERY\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eShe has her mother’s eyes! 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