{"title":"The Pumpkin Patch 2026","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEvery October, we return to the pumpkin patch to commit fresh atrocities against this most obliging of gourds. 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As longtime perpetrators of pumpkin-related nonsense ourselves, we can hardly object.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt was only a matter of time before these two great traditions met.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p2\"\u003eBehold, Pumpkin Spice Cheesesteak: toasted pumpkin, sizzling steak, browned butter, and a freshly baked hoagie roll, all dressed up for Halloween with a generous helping of cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eArt by Drew Rausch!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e(Yes, this is vegan!)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e","brand":"Our unspeakable act of culinary blasphemy against our new hometown’s most beloved sandwich. Toasted pumpkin, seared steak, browned butter, hoagie roll, cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove. 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