In the spirit of “traditional” holiday observance, we humbly offer the following ephemeral greetings drawing upon obscure cultural references, which might have made perfect sense to the sender or recipient at the time of exchange… or maybe not, and that was part of the fun!

Either way, they’d probably be very amused by the idea of future generations boggling over exactly WTF was going on here. We feel the same way about the following perfumes, which we hope that someone a hot century from now will find very creepy and amusing!