With best wishes for a happy New Year.

This is easily one of the dopiest jokes that I’ve ever squeezed out. I’m so sorry.

Tom referred to this portion of our New Year’s project as Dad Joke Cabbage Maiden – here’s the dad jokiest cabbage perfume you could possibly imagine: cabbage accord, young lettuce leaves, cucumber pulp, and crystalline green musk.

(Dedicated to my favorite vegan cabbage maiden, Samantha.)