{"product_id":"alices-evidence-perfume-oil","title":"Alice's Evidence Perfume Oil","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eALICE'S EVIDENCE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThere was a general clapping of hands at this: it was the first really clever thing the King had said that day.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e‘That proves his guilt,’ said the Queen.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e‘It proves nothing of the sort!’ said Alice. ‘Why, you don’t even know what they’re about!’\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e‘Read them,’ said the King.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe White Rabbit put on his spectacles. ‘Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?’ he asked.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e‘Begin at the beginning,’ the King said gravely, ‘and go on till you come to the end: then stop.’\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese were the verses the White Rabbit read:-\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey told me you had been to her,\u003cbr\u003eAnd mentioned me to him:\u003cbr\u003eShe gave me a good character,\u003cbr\u003eBut said I could not swim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe sent them word I had not gone\u003cbr\u003e(We know it to be true):\u003cbr\u003eIf she should push the matter on,\u003cbr\u003eWhat would become of you?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI gave her one, they gave him two,\u003cbr\u003eYou gave us three or more;\u003cbr\u003eThey all returned from him to you,\u003cbr\u003eThough they were mine before.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf I or she should chance to be\u003cbr\u003eInvolved in this affair,\u003cbr\u003eHe trusts to you to set them free,\u003cbr\u003eExactly as we were.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy notion was that you had been\u003cbr\u003e(Before she had this fit)\u003cbr\u003eAn obstacle that came between\u003cbr\u003eHim, and ourselves, and it,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon’t let him know she liked them best,\u003cbr\u003eFor this must ever be\u003cbr\u003eA secret, kept from all the rest,\u003cbr\u003eBetween yourself and me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e‘That’s the most important piece of evidence we’ve heard yet,’ said the King, rubbing his hands; ‘so now let the jury-‘\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e‘If any one of them can explain it,’ said Alice, (she had grown so large in the last few minutes that she wasn’t a bit afraid of interrupting him,) ‘I’ll give him sixpence. I don’t believe there’s an atom of meaning in it.’\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe jury all wrote down on their slates, ‘She doesn’t believe there’s an atom of meaning in it,’ but none of them attempted to explain the paper.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e‘If there’s no meaning in it,’ said the King, ‘that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn’t try to find any…’\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eContaining nary a neutron of meaning: rum-quince-cassis with prune and a bit of black ginger.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Containing nary a neutron of meaning: rum-quince-cassis with prune and a bit of black ginger.","offers":[{"title":"5ml Perfume Oil","offer_id":45816817254556,"sku":"MDTP01","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1\/32oz Sample Perfume Oil","offer_id":45816817221788,"sku":"MDTP01-Imp","price":6.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/2941565b-ALICES-EVIDENCE.jpg?v=1765916658","url":"https:\/\/blackphoenixalchemylab.com\/products\/alices-evidence-perfume-oil","provider":"Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab","version":"1.0","type":"link"}