{"product_id":"gloomily-gloomily-perfume-oil","title":"Gloomily, Gloomily Perfume Oil","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"summary entry-summary\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"afterpay-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGLOOMILY, GLOOMILY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"woocommerce-product-details__short-description\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Good morning, Eeyore,” said Pooh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Good morning, Pooh Bear,” said Eeyore gloomily. “If it is a good morning,” he said. “Which I doubt,” said he.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Why, what’s the matter?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing. We can’t all, and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Can’t all what?” said Pooh, rubbing his nose.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Oh!” said Pooh. He thought for a long time, and then asked, “What mulberry bush is that?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Bon-hommy,” went on Eeyore gloomily. “French word meaning bonhommy,” he explained. “I’m not complaining, but There It Is.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery solid friend group has at least one goth kid representing. Soft grey musk, pink thistle, lavender ash, tea leaves, pale iris, grey lilac, and rain-soaked moss.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003eEach purchase of Gloomily, Gloomily comes with a 1\/32\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003eoz imp of the Donkey’s Tail. The Donkey’s Tail is not available for sale on its own, and make sure you keep it safe as you never know where it might end up.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTHE DONKEY’S TAIL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e“That Accounts for a Good Deal,” said Eeyore gloomily. “It Explains Everything. No Wonder.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eDoubles as a bell-pull: a beribboned strip of French lavender, bourbon vanilla, silver thistle, grey musk, pink silk, and well-loved grey cotton.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cform enctype=\"multipart\/form-data\" method=\"post\" action=\"https:\/\/blackphoenixalchemylab.com\/shop\/yule-2025\/the-hundred-acre-wood\/gloomily-gloomily-perfume-oil\/\" class=\"cart\"\u003e\u003c\/form\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"social-share\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Every solid friend group has at least one goth kid representing. Soft grey musk, pink thistle, lavender ash, tea leaves, pale iris, grey lilac, and rain-soaked moss. Includes an exclusive Imp of The Donkey's Tail.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46485255422108,"sku":"HundredAcre-1","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/Gloomily_GloomilyLABEL.jpg?v=1772902274","url":"https:\/\/blackphoenixalchemylab.com\/products\/gloomily-gloomily-perfume-oil","provider":"Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab","version":"1.0","type":"link"}