{"product_id":"if-bears-were-bees-if-bees-were-bears-perfume-oil","title":"If Bears Were Bees, If Bees Were Bears Perfume Oil","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"product_title entry-title\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIF BEARS WERE BEES, IF BEES WERE BEARS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"woocommerce-product-details__short-description\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWinnie-the-Pooh sat down at the foot of the tree, put his head between his paws and began to think.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFirst of all he said to himself: “That buzzing-noise means something. You don’t get a buzzing-noise like that, just buzzing and buzzing, without its meaning something. If there’s a buzzing-noise, somebody’s making a buzzing-noise, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you’re a bee.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen he thought another long time, and said: “And the only reason for being a bee that I know of is making honey.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd then he got up, and said: “And the only reason for making honey is so as I can eat it.” So he began to climb the tree.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe climbed and he climbed and he climbed, and as he climbed he sang a little song to himself. It went like this:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIsn’t it funny\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow a bear likes honey?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuzz! Buzz! Buzz!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI wonder why he does?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen he climbed a little further … and a little further … and then just a little further. By that time he had thought of another song.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s a very funny thought that, if Bears were Bees,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey’d build their nests at the bottom of trees.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd that being so (if the Bees were Bears),\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe shouldn’t have to climb up all these stairs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe was getting rather tired by this time, so that is why he sang a Complaining Song. He was nearly there now, and if he just stood on that branch …\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrack!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Oh, help!” said Pooh, as he dropped ten feet on the branch below him.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe bees were still buzzing as suspiciously as ever. A golden gourmand for a philosopher. Wild clover honey buzzing with mead fizz, a gust of woodsmoke, and a dusting of ambered pollen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cform class=\"cart\" action=\"https:\/\/blackphoenixalchemylab.com\/shop\/yule-2025\/the-hundred-acre-wood\/if-bears-were-bees-if-bees-were-bears-perfume-oil\/\" method=\"post\" enctype=\"multipart\/form-data\"\u003e\u003c\/form\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product_meta\"\u003e\u003clabel class=\"screen-reader-text\" for=\"quantity_69ac55c885816\"\u003e\u003c\/label\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The bees were still buzzing as suspiciously as ever. A golden gourmand for a philosopher. Wild clover honey buzzing with mead fizz, a gust of woodsmoke, and a dusting of ambered pollen.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46485255585948,"sku":"HundredAcre-2","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/IfBearsWereBees_IfBeesWereBearsLABEL.jpg?v=1772902273","url":"https:\/\/blackphoenixalchemylab.com\/products\/if-bears-were-bees-if-bees-were-bears-perfume-oil","provider":"Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab","version":"1.0","type":"link"}