{"product_id":"pure-applesauce","title":"Pure Applesauce Perfume Oil","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"summary entry-summary\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"woocommerce-product-details__short-description\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePURE APPLESAUCE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe’ve had myriad political figures throughout US history that have possessed acid tongues, but few in the modern era have provided such a constant stream of colorfully vitriolic superlatives as Antonin Scalia.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe is the federal court’s beat poet of indignation and right-wing rage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor your pleasure, we present a line dedicated to SCOTUS’ reigning Sick Burn Champion, the cranky, flamboyant, inimitable Justice Antonin Gregory Scalia.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProceeds from every single bottle will be donated to the Southern Poverty Law Center, the Trevor Project, and the National Center for Transgender Equality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKing vs Burwell\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Court claims that the Act must equate federal and state establishment of Exchanges when it defines a qualified individual as someone who (among other things) lives in the “State that established the Exchange,” 42 U.S.C. 18032(f)(1)(A). Otherwise, the Court says, there would be no qualified individuals on federal Exchanges, contradicting (for example) the provision requiring every Exchange to take the ” ‘interests of qualified individuals’ ” into account when selecting health plans. Ante, at 11 (quoting 18031(e)(1)(b)). Pure applesauce.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eOur applesauce is decidedly impure: mashed apples with sugar and honey, slivered with tobacco tar and black tea.\u003clabel for=\"quantity_69a8994c22a44\" class=\"screen-reader-text\"\u003e\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cform enctype=\"multipart\/form-data\" method=\"post\" action=\"https:\/\/blackphoenixalchemylab.com\/shop\/activism\/scalia\/pure-applesauce\/\" class=\"cart\"\u003e\u003c\/form\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Our applesauce is decidedly impure: mashed apples with sugar and honey, slivered with tobacco tar and black tea.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45606597787804,"sku":"SCALIA-06","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/pure_applesauce.jpg?v=1772724700","url":"https:\/\/blackphoenixalchemylab.com\/products\/pure-applesauce","provider":"Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab","version":"1.0","type":"link"}