{"product_id":"white-larry","title":"White Larry Perfume Oil","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"woocommerce-product-details__short-description\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHITE LARRY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, I don’t even know how this started. It’s an old joke between me and my friend Jennifer Larochelle. Some time after the VVitch came out, we decided that there’s this goat… White Larry… that is Black Phillip’s embarrassing cousin. Every family has got one; that one relative that just isn’t quite diabolical enough, the one that makes Sabbats just kinda awkward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the scent of a not-quite-Satanic goat – though he tries! – who does like the taste of butter, probably too much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProceeds from the sale of this scent will benefit the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.hsvc.org\/\"\u003eHumane Society of Ventura County\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto assist in their efforts to help animals affected by the Hill and Woolsey fires.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eGoat’s milk, buttermilk, and butter. Lots of butter.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease note: this perfume is not vegan, as it contains butter CO2 extract.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArt by\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.drewrausch.com\/\"\u003eDrew Rausch\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e!\u003clabel class=\"screen-reader-text\" for=\"quantity_69a9bc56ae6b5\"\u003e\u003c\/label\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cform class=\"cart\" action=\"https:\/\/blackphoenixalchemylab.com\/shop\/activism\/white-larry\/\" method=\"post\" enctype=\"multipart\/form-data\"\u003e\u003c\/form\u003e","brand":"Goat’s milk, buttermilk, and butter. Lots of butter.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45606618267804,"sku":"WLarry","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7891\/8812\/files\/white_larry_LABEL.jpg?v=1772731660","url":"https:\/\/blackphoenixalchemylab.com\/products\/white-larry","provider":"Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab","version":"1.0","type":"link"}