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Please Scream Inside Your Pumpkin Patch Perfume Oil
$27.00
Please Scream Inside Your Pumpkin Patch Perfume Oil
$27.00
Did it ever occur to you that carving a mouth into your jack-o-lantern allows it to scream silently at all times? This considerate gesture allows pumpkins to release any pent-up bellows, screeches, and shrieks they may have absorbed while growing in the pumpkin patch — a popular destination for humans who simply can’t hold it all in.
We hope this variation on our Please Scream Inside Your Heart perfume blend serves as a timely reminder of the non-judgmental audience available to you in the nearest patch.
Art by Drew Rausch.
Pumpkin pulp, pumpkin seeds, and a little bit of hay all smashed into a pile of funnel cake.
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Megan –
This scent is a happy one, despite the name. It’s nice and sweet like a pumpkin pie fresh out of the oven. It will certainly become one of my favorite scents quite quickly.
Katherine –
Please Scream Inside Your Pumpkin Patch is a wild ride! It’s a trick, at first, with a screaming pumpkin, which is off-putting, but it quickly settles down into a treat of deliciously spiced pumpkin funnel cake with whipped cream. Definitely, one of my favorite Weenies.