Please Scream Inside Your Pumpkin Patch Perfume Oil $27.00

Please Scream Inside Your Pumpkin Patch Perfume Oil


Did it ever occur to you that carving a mouth into your jack-o-lantern allows it to scream silently at all times? This considerate gesture allows pumpkins to release any pent-up bellows, screeches, and shrieks they may have absorbed while growing in the pumpkin patch — a popular destination for humans who simply can’t hold it all in.

We hope this variation on our Please Scream Inside Your Heart perfume blend serves as a timely reminder of the non-judgmental audience available to you in the nearest patch.

Art by Drew Rausch.

Pumpkin pulp, pumpkin seeds, and a little bit of hay all smashed into a pile of funnel cake.

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Weight 1 oz


  1. Megan

    This scent is a happy one, despite the name. It’s nice and sweet like a pumpkin pie fresh out of the oven. It will certainly become one of my favorite scents quite quickly.

  2. Katherine

    Please Scream Inside Your Pumpkin Patch is a wild ride! It’s a trick, at first, with a screaming pumpkin, which is off-putting, but it quickly settles down into a treat of deliciously spiced pumpkin funnel cake with whipped cream. Definitely, one of my favorite Weenies.

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