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  Pure Applesauce Perfume Oil

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  The Court claims that the Act must equate federal and state establishment of Exchanges when it defines a qualified individual as someone who (among other things) lives in the “State that established the Exchange,” 42 U.S.C. 18032(f)(1)(A). Otherwise, the Court says, there would be no qualified individuals on federal Exchanges, contradicting (for example) the provision requiring every Exchange to take the ” ‘interests of qualified individuals’ ” into accountwhen selecting health plans. Ante, at 11 (quoting 18031(e)(1)(b)). Pure applesauce.

  Our applesauce is decidedly impure: mashed apples with sugar and honey, slivered with tobacco tar and black tea.

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  Poisoned Apple Perfume Oil

  The queen stepped before her mirror:

  Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
  Who in this land is fairest of all?

  The mirror answered:

  You, my queen, are fair; it is true.
  But Little Snow-White with the seven dwarfs
  Is a thousand times fairer than you.

  When the queen heard this, she shook and trembled with anger, “Snow-White will die, if it costs me my life!” Then she went into her most secret room — no one else was allowed inside — and she made a poisoned, poisoned apple. From the outside it was red and beautiful, and anyone who saw it would want it. Then she disguised herself as a peasant woman, went to the dwarfs’ house and knocked on the door.

  Snow-White peeped out and said, “I’m not allowed to let anyone in. The dwarfs have forbidden it most severely.”

  “If you don’t want to, I can’t force you,” said the peasant woman. “I am selling these apples, and I will give you one to taste.”

  “No, I can’t accept anything. The dwarfs don’t want me to.”

  “If you are afraid, then I will cut the apple in two and eat half of it. Here, you eat the half with the beautiful red cheek!” Now the apple had been so artfully made that only the red half was poisoned. When Snow-White saw that the peasant woman was eating part of the apple, her desire for it grew stronger, so she finally let the woman hand her the other half through the window. She bit into it, but she barely had the bite in her mouth when she fell to the ground dead.

  The queen was happy, went home, and asked her mirror:

  Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
  Who in this land is fairest of all?

  And it answered:

  You, my queen, are fairest of all.

  A perfect, lovely, gleaming red apple whose sweetness masks a swirl of narcotic opium, oleander, and hemlock.

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  Wooden Recorder With Fruits, Skull, Books, And A Feather Perfume Oil

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  Leather, polished elder wood, and bleached bone with a glut of peaches, apples, cherries, and wine grapes.

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  Knecht Ruprecht Perfume Oil

  I came here from the forest
  I tell you, it is a very holy night!
  All over the tips of the firs
  I saw bright flashes of golden light;
  And from above, the gates of heaven
  I saw with open eyes the Christ-child
  and as I wander through the dark forest
  I hear a light voice calling me.
  “Knecht Ruprecht” it called, “Old man
  Lift your legs and hurry! Fast!

  The candles alight
  the gates of heaven open wide
  old and young
  shall rest from the hunt of life
  and tomorrow I shall fly to earth
  as it shall be Christmas again!”

  I said: “O dear master, Christ
  My trip is almost at an end;
  It is only this one town / where the children are good”.
  “Do you have your sack with you?”
  I said: “The sack, it is here;
  apples, nuts and almonds
  solemn children do enjoy”.
  “Do you also have your cane?”
  I said: “The cane, it is here.
  But only for the bad children,
  to hit their right rear”.

  The Christ-child spoke: “That is good;
  So go with god my faithful servant!”
  I came here from the forest
  I tell you, it is a very holy night!
  Speak now how I find it here
  Are the children good or bad?

  The snow-covered foliage of the Black Forest and the fruit and woods of apple and almond trees.

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