Alternative Facts Perfume Oil $26.00

Alternative Facts Perfume Oil


The truth hurts — so why tell it? Muffle the blow with Alternative Facts.

For example:

FACT: Following White House advisor Kellyanne Conway’s January 22 appearance on “Meet The Press,” sales of George Orwell’s 1984 skyrocketed, making it the fifth-best selling book on

ALTERNATIVE FACT: In under a week, President Trump’s administration has already managed to improve literacy, reflecting the public’s renewed interest in privatized education, as well as its rejection of the mainstream media in favor of more “traditional” forms of information-gathering.

See how easy that is? With the help of Alternative Facts, even the most unpalatable among us can preside over a gallery of glittering, candy-coated delusions — one in which reality itself conforms to our beliefs, sincerely-held or otherwise.

ALTERNATIVE FACTS: If you truly want to obfuscate what you really smell like, this is the scent for you! Sugar-crusted vanilla, a firecracker-blast of cherry and sour lemon, a hint of scuttling spiders, encroaching fog, and trumpets of bombast, bluff, and bluster.

Like its companion scent Fake News, proceeds from Alternative Facts will benefit the ACLU.

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  1. ldircks91

    Strong cherry-vanilla in the bottle that turns briefly sour and eventually dries into a sweet, bold musk. “Fog” isn’t a note I’ve ever encountered but it adds just the right amount of dustiness to make this blend live up to its name. Kind of an in-your-face scent on me (it’s easy to put on too much) but also strangely cozy.

  2. Tina

    Yum. I’m a sucker for fruity scents, but they must not be cloying. This is pretty close to perfect. I get the cherries and vanilla and a little powder.

  3. Mark

    A cacaphony of lovely notes that indeed remind me of the situation that occasioned this scent’s name. The note mixtures are almost too loud until drydown, which (as noted above) can be likened to a cherry breeze.

  4. stormyhearted

    I absolutely love this one! It’s sweet without being sickly so, and none of the notes are overpowering- it’s a really even, pleasant blend that makes me very happy.

  5. kristina

    i normally don’t care for sweet or foody with very limited exceptions. This scent sounded atrocious to me given my proclivities, but I bought it for friend. And happy to support the cause. Color me shocked, I’m greedily shuffing this scent and buying myself a bottle. It is yummy. The cherry is mellow and fluid, the lemon is in the back ground for balance, and the vanilla manages to somehow be sweet and bold. The dry down on me left a powdery cherry breeze.

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