Bright Red Dildo Perfume Oil $26.00

Bright Red Dildo Perfume Oil

$26.00

METRO
I beg you, don’t lie, dear Coritto: Who was the Man who stitched for you this bright red dildo?

CORITTO
I don’t know if Cerdon is from Chios or Erythrae; bald, small – you’d call him a right ‘Mr. Tradesman’. You’ll think you’re seeing the handiwork of Athena herself not Cerdon’s.
I – for he arrived bringing two, Metro – at the sight of them – well my eyes bulged; men can’t make their rods as rigid as this – we are alone and can be frank – and not only that, these are as soft as sleep; and the little leather straps are as soft as wool, not like leather straps at all. A kinder cobbler to a woman you’ll not find – even by putting-out.

METRO
Why then did you not take the other one as well?

CORITTO
What didn’t I do, Metro? What sort of means of persuasion did I not apply him? Kissing him, stroking his bald head, pouring out a sweet drink for him, calling him by a pet name, giving him all by my body to enjoy.

METRO
If he asked even that you ought to have given him it.

Red leather and honey.

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Weight 1 oz

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