Fellas, is it gay to have a skeletal system? Short answer: YES! Because the human wrist was undeniably made to flap and go “enh.”
There are many theories about the historical origin of the so-called “limp wrist” gesture, which has bedeviled arbiters of masculine presentation since at least the ancient Roman times. So when we defiantly flop our phalanges, we’re reclaiming a time-honored tradition! And letting our skeletons do what they do most naturally: camp it up.
Did you know the human wrist is made up of eight small bones, plus the forearm’s radius and ulna? Factor in the four small ones that comprise that lightly extended pinkie finger, and the number of bones required to execute this delicate maneuver add up to FOURTEEN. No wonder we’re always so tired.
So defy nature if you truly must, but never forget: when bones are all that’s left of you, the wrists will be extra floppy. And we think that’s worth celebrating while you’re still alive!
Sweet 13-year aged patchouli, peru balsam, white oakmoss, French lavender, spikenard, bourbon vanilla, and sugar cane.
Art by Drew Rausch
twopeople007 –
I think I like it!
You can very much pick out the notes of hairspray, but it’s nostalgic for me lol. And it plays really nicely with the incense smells. It’s lighter than I expected, but reminds me of the one single goth shop in my small ass town
desertcryptid –
This perfume is bringing back scent memories of my teen years working at Hot Topic and spending too much time loitering around the mall, smoking where we shouldn’t have been. BPAL always works their magic, but I swear they went back in time and ripped this one straight from my edgy little teenage nostrils to create the perfect nostalgic scent.