Grumblotch’s Salts Perfume Oil
$34.00
Grumblotch’s Salts Perfume Oil
$34.00
These are not soluble in lemonade, as clarified in The Awdrey-Gore Legacy. They are, however, most likely toxic.
Pale crystals poured from a chipped glass jar, emitting a brittle whiff of bitter almond and cinnabar, swirling, undissolved, into sugar-clotted lemonade.
Artwork courtesy of the Edward Gorey Charitable Trust.
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