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  All of Their Heads Fell Off Perfume Oil

  So there’s a guy living in a little place that’s in the desert

  And then there’s many, many, many, many, many different bodies

  And then all of them, all of their heads fall off

  all of their heads fall off

  all of their heads fall off

   

  And then, they start going to his house and tearing open the windows and breaking the house and eating the guy.

   

  Oozing cactus flesh, creosote, dusty boards, and gruesome globs of blood musk.

   

  Original story by A.S.H. 

   

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  Is He, You Know Perfume Oil

  Fellas, is it gay to have a skeletal system? Short answer: YES! Because the human wrist was undeniably made to flap and go “enh.”

   

  There are many theories about the historical origin of the so-called “limp wrist” gesture, which has bedeviled arbiters of masculine presentation since at least the ancient Roman times. So when we defiantly flop our phalanges, we’re reclaiming a time-honored tradition! And letting our skeletons do what they do most naturally: camp it up.

   

  Did you know the human wrist is made up of eight small bones, plus the forearm’s radius and ulna? Factor in the four small ones that comprise that lightly extended pinkie finger, and the number of bones required to execute this delicate maneuver add up to FOURTEEN. No wonder we’re always so tired.

  So defy nature if you truly must, but never forget: when bones are all that’s left of you, the wrists will be extra floppy. And we think that’s worth celebrating while you’re still alive!
  
  Sweet 13-year aged patchouli, peru balsam, white oakmoss, French lavender, spikenard, bourbon vanilla, and sugar cane.

  Art by Drew Rausch

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  Pumpkin Latte Perfume Oil

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  Skelemingo Perfume Oil

  Increasingly common to North America as various decorative customs have been blown off-course by year-round Halloween revelry.
  
  Pink grapefruit and black licorice.

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