Pisces Socks!

You’re safe with us, little fish — we would never pressure you into buying something you don’t need! However, we’d be remiss in not pointing out that a pair of our PISCES socks will help keep your fins nice and toasty while you dissociate from reality.

Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams for Black Phoenix, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!

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Taurus Socks

Next time you want to dig in your heels, make sure they’re robustly clad in in these no-nonsense hoof-covers, patterned in an earthy combo of black and forest green — perfect for propping up while everyone else learns the hard way about everything you already warned them about. Modeled by Tom , who has Taurus in the eleventh house and isn’t sure what that means.

Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!

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