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  We will be making announcements prior to each hundred-bottle release.

  By far, our most popular scent! Magnetic, mysterious, and exceedingly sexual in nature. Our signature scent, deep, rich earthy notes swirled with vegetal musks, sugared vanilla bean, and dark spices.
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  Please Scream Inside Your Snake Oil Perfume Oil

  Tying in with our experimental work in fear: we have screamed into our Snake Oil… and we can’t stop sniffing ourselves! BPAL’s signature scent — deep, rich earthy notes swirled with vegetal musks, sugared vanilla bean, and dark spices — has been polluted by the funnel cake frenzy that is our Please Scream Inside Your Heart perfume blend. The results are so comforting, we almost forgot why we started screaming in the first place. (Almost.)

  Note: This product DOES NOT come with the limited edition sticker that was included with Please Scream Inside Your Heart. Just one more thing to scream about! (Elizabeth clearly has a possum bias. -Ed)

  Label art by Drew Rausch!

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  BPAL Banana Holographic Sticker

  Everyone needs a holographic banana sticker! This sticker features Dan Santat’s illustration for BPAL’s 2020 Fruit Moon oil. It pretty much sums up BPAL’s aesthetic, tbh.

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  The Catholic Perfume Oil

  Search your conscience.

  Digital repentance, analog guilt: sacramental incense and a snap of ozone.

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