A Bundle of Asparagus Perfume Oil
$30.00
A Bundle of Asparagus Perfume Oil
$30.00
Adriaen Coorte
This isn’t an asparagus-scented perfume, though it occurs to me that I should make one someday. I found out recently that May is National Asparagus Month, so here you go. This scent is vaguely inspired by asparagus, but mostly inspired by the flicker of surprise that I felt when I found out there was a month dedicated to asparagus.
A pointy green vegetal scent, sparkling with lime-squeezed bemusement.
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