Non-Compliant Perfume Oil $32.00
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Non-Compliant Perfume Oil

$32.00

Too butch, too femme, too sexy, not sexy enough, too smart, too big, too loud, too angry.

Sugar and bile, leather and blood, honey and rum, shredded patchouli and vetiver, tobacco and lime.

SKU: BitchPlanet19-10 Category: Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

Perfume oil blends presented in an amber apothecary glass vial. Because of the nature of this project, imps are unavailable.

Illustrations by BITCH PLANET co-creator Valentine De Landro.

Are you Non-Compliant? Are you too fat, too thin, too loud, too shy, too religious, too secular, too prudish, too sexual, too queer, too black, too brown, too whatever-it-is-they’ll-judge-you-for-today?

Welcome to BITCH PLANET.

In a future where the patriarchy punishes women who refuse to conform, those who resist are shipped off to do hard time on Bitch Planet. The only way back home is to compete against men in a brutal full-contact sport called Megaton.

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KELLY SUE DECONNICK (Captain Marvel, Pretty Deadly) & VALENTINE DE LANDRO (X-Factor, Spider-Man) team up for a biting sci-fi women-in-prison exploitation satire. Can the newest shipment of Non-Compliant prisoners work together to survive crooked guards, corrupt institutions, and the most brutal sport in the galaxy?

Proceeds from the Bitch Planet collection benefit the Brink Literary Project’s Frames Prison Program, which helps increase literacy rates and reduce recidivism among incarcerated persons.

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