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Boney Was a Warrior Perfume Oil
$27.00
Boney Was a Warrior Perfume Oil
$27.00
Boney was a warrior
Way hey ya
A warrior a terrier
John Francois
Boney fought the Russians
Way hey ya
The Russians and the Prussians
Jean Francois
Moscow was a-blazing
Way hey ya
And Boney was a-raging
Jean Francois
Boney went to Elba
Way hey ya
Boney he came back again
Jean Francois
Boney went to Waterloo
Way hey ya
There he got his overthrow
Jean Francois
Then they took him off again
Way hey ya
Aboard the Billy Ruffian
Jean Francois
He went to Saint Helena,
Way hey ya
There he was a prisoner,
Jean Francois
Boney broke his heart and died
Way hey ya
Away in Saint Helena
Jean Francois
A brief and succinct biography of Napoleon jumbled with the French shanty, Jean François de Nantes. Relevant to our shared interests: Napoleon was a fragrance connoisseur, and he kept a standing order with his perfumer for a delivery of fifty bottles per month.
A fresh, light Napoleonic-era cologne with hints of rosemary, almond, oakmoss, and jasmine.
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