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Nasty Woman Perfume Oil
$32.00
Nasty Woman Perfume Oil
$32.00
As you have no doubt heard, during the third presidential debate, Hillary described her plan to raise taxes on the rich in order to fund Social Security. She took a swing at him over him being a tax dodger (which he is).
“My Social Security payroll contribution will go up, as will Donald’s – if he can’t figure out how to get out of it.”
Trump interrupted her and said, “Such a nasty woman.”
These are two things uttered by the same man within the same hour:
“Such a nasty woman.”
“No one has more respect for women than me.”
Amazing.
Let’s put this pussy-grabbing, racist, predatory, misogynistic, hateful, irresponsible, ignorant, immature grotesquerie out of politics for good, and do what we can to ensure that he and his ilk never cast their miserable shadows over our political process again.
Nasty Woman: black fig and patchouli, filthy bourbon vanilla, honeyed amber oud, and loukhoum.
Proceeds will be split between Planned Parenthood and EMILY’s list.
plannedparenthood.org
emilyslist.org
Photo: Women marching in national suffrage demonstration in Washington, D.C., May 9, 1914.
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magic-ramen –
Dark and warm; smelling flawless in the bottle and even more so on my skin, which brings out a sugary bourbon and a slight undertone of the softest powder. I hope this scent is a permanent addition to the BPAL line (or becomes one) because I want to wear this for the rest of my life.
Sara –
Rich, dark, warm, and sweet. Perfect for repelling pathetic men who troll reviews for activist fragrances! I love it.
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The patchouli goes a bit tangy on me and stays that way. It’s really interesting. Not bad, but unexpected. Soft, warm, amber, tangy pathouli.
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Lovely scent. The vanilla wears the strongest, with a hint of patchouli for earthiness. A sweet, warm, comforting scent that gets me compliments every time I wear it.
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Amanda –
This morning I smell like a fig newton dipped in bourbon. It is a truly dreamy scent.
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Probably my favorite yet, and had to order more for every reason imaginable. Beth thank you! Smells warm and inviting, like a wonderful hug in a favorite sweater. Sexy, woody, earthy. Just the right balance.
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I really, really love this a lot (for a lot of reasons). I was a little leery at first because, while I like patchouli well enough, it is always super, super strong on me, but I LOVE THIS. On me it goes syrupy sweet and really figgy, and a little woodsy which I always love and the patchouli was sort of softer at the back and not overpowering at all. Just dark, dirty and lovely, just the way I like it.
Marissa –
Very earthy and very sensual. I feel like I’m in the woods wearing it. The message/proceeds are enough reasons to buy this, but I’m so ecstatic that it smells so good!
Jenny –
This is my first purchase, and I love it. The earthyness of it is perfect for me, and the scent lingers for most of my working day.
Rainah –
The patchouli was strong but not overpowering and combined with the fig and vanilla to create something really sumptuous, sensual and mysterious. Exactly what I was hoping for.
reasonsays –
The patchouli note isn’t very strong for me, which I’m glad about, and the vanilla and fig combine to a sort of molasses scent. There’s also a sharp undertone, but I can’t define it.
viiiofxiii –
From the point of view of someone who’s not a bitter misogynist and actually received the perfume today, this is lovely. In the bottle it smells pleasantly sweet and a little sharp, but when I’m wearing it the sweetness disappears and it’s actually strongly evocative of the wood and incense scent of Japanese Buddhist temples, which I absolutely love.
Elizabeth –
I’m terrible at describing scents, but I like this one!
giovanna.ortiz210 –
This was…okay. In the bottle it smells of powder, on my skin it pulls very soapy at first, and then I just get earthy patchouli, oudh, and the tiniest bit of bourbon. I would’ve liked more fig and vanilla to balance out the earthiness from the patchouli and oudh. If a little more balanced, this would smell like the right fit for a real salt of the Earth type of lady. If your body can pull the other notes, this would be solid. However, on me it just pulled patchouli and bourbon, fresh dirt, oddly soapy, with a bit of spice at the end.