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Flaunt your style AND your public health awareness at various Zoom gatherings, all while dressed comfortably enough to tip over and snooze immediately afterward. Mask and various demon-repelling herbs not included!
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Please do not stick these on or inside your heart.
Illustration by Drew Rausch for Black Phoenix!
You’re safe with us, little fish — we would never pressure you into buying something you don’t need! However, we’d be remiss in not pointing out that a pair of our PISCES socks will help keep your fins nice and toasty while you dissociate from reality.
Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams for Black Phoenix, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!
They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!
We would never dare to tell an Aquarius what to do, or how to shop. Instead, we’ll merely leave these pictures and details here for them to discover independently, in hopes that our comfy AQUARIUS socks appeal to their eccentric and spontaneous sense of style.
Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams for Black Phoenix, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!
They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!
Tying in with our experimental work in fear: we have screamed into our Snake Oil… and we can’t stop sniffing ourselves! BPAL’s signature scent — deep, rich earthy notes swirled with vegetal musks, sugared vanilla bean, and dark spices — has been polluted by the funnel cake frenzy that is our Please Scream Inside Your Heart perfume blend. The results are so comforting, we almost forgot why we started screaming in the first place. (Almost.)
Note: This product DOES NOT come with the limited edition sticker that was included with Please Scream Inside Your Heart. Just one more thing to scream about! (Elizabeth clearly has a possum bias. -Ed)
Label art by Drew Rausch!
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