Clothing
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Beaver Moon Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2019’s Lunacy series, with BEAVER MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Beaver Moon Tee 2021
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
Art by Drew Rausch.
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BPAL Distressed Slogan Tee
Select OptionsThere are few symbols from the past that we can still truly stand behind, but the BPAL triple dagger insignia has yet to let us down. Inform onlookers that you have the very finest taste in esoteric scents with this tee that reps our house style. Offers protection from the elements, while also satisfying social obligations related to covering your upper half!
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BPAL Established 1350 Tee
Out of StockThe graphic reads: Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab / Established 1350AD, and sports the Hieroglyphic Monad of Dr. John Dee, Master Alchemist, creator of the Enochian Angelic system and long-time friend and associate of the Lab’s. This tee is only available in black cotton with white ink.
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BPAL Touche Tee
Out of StockThe graphic reads: Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab and sports a jaunty illustration by Harry Clarke. This tee is only available in black cotton with white ink.
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Bram Stoker Tee
Select OptionsNo man knows till he has suffered from the night how sweet and dear to his heart and eye the morning can be.
Illustrated by Abigail Larson.
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Buck Moon Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying Buck Moon perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2019’s Lunacy series, with BUCK MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Carnaval Diabolique Tee
Select OptionsThese tees are from District, and are made from 50/25/25 poly/ring spun cotton/rayon and as they say on their website, are “the perfect blending of softness and an easygoing look<
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Cold Moon 2020 Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2020’s Lunacy series, with COLD MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Cold Moon Tee
Out of StockTHIS IS A PREORDER, and all orders that contain this item will have the shirt backordered. It will ship at a later date separately from anything else in the order, and will not arrive in time for Christmas.
The accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2019’s Lunacy series, with COLD MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Crow Moon Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2020’s Lunacy series, with CROW MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Demon of Vanity Long Sleeved Shirt
Out of StockFrom a 15th century woodcut by Geoffroy de Latour Landry. White ink on black long-sleeved tee.
This print is only available in long-sleeved crew.
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Every Day is Halloween Tee
Select OptionsThis permanent edition to our catalogue was designed by the lovely and talented Tanya Bjork.
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Falling Leaves Moon Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2020’s Lunacy series, with FALLING LEAVES MOON.
You can visit Dan’s Amazon author page here.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Flower Moon Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying Flower Moon perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2019’s Lunacy series, with FLOWER MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Frog Moon 2021 Lunacy Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
Art by Drew Rausch.
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Fruit Moon Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2020’s Lunacy series, with FRUIT MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Goblin Grab Barrel of Tees
Out of StockThe Goblins are overjoyed to present Goblin Grab Barrel Volume 2!
Every bag-o’-three will contain a random selection of BPTP tee styles and designs in the size you request, plus an imp (rare, odd, or simply awesome) of the goblins’ choosing.
Some v-necks, scoop necks, and tissue tees may be included.
Three shirts per grab bag!
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Harvest Moon 2019 Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2019’s Lunacy series, with STURGEON MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Harvest Moon Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2020’s Lunacy series, with HUNTER MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Harvest Moon Tee 2021
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
Art by Drew Rausch.
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Hay Moon Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2020’s Lunacy series, with HAY MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Hunger Moon Tee 2021
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
Art by Drew Rausch.
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Hunter Moon Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2019’s Lunacy series, with HUNTER MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Long Night Moon Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2020’s Lunacy series, with LONG NIGHT MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Mad Tea Party Tee
Out of StockIts always teatime at Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab. A very merry unbirthday to all! Artwork by Sir John Tenniel. Black ink on white tee.
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Make America Live Deliciously Again Tee
Select OptionsA million thanks to Aristotle for the art, to Sarah Elizabeth and her wonderful friends for the inspiration, and to Black Phillip, without whom our lives would be bereft of both joy and deliciousness. Proceeds from this parody tee will benefit EMILY’s List, a wonderful organization that supports electing pro-choice Democratic women to office. Learn more here!
These tees are from District, and are made from 50/25/25 poly/ring spun cotton/rayon and as they say on their website, are “the perfect blending of softness and an easygoing look.”
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Mary Shelley Tee
Select OptionsIt was the secrets of heaven and earth that I desired to learn; and whether it was the outward substance of things or the inner spirit of nature and the mysterious soul of man that occupied me, still my inquiries were directed to the metaphysical, or in its highest sense, the physical secrets of the world.
Illustrated by Abigail Larson.
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Mead Moon Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2020’s Lunacy series, with MEAD MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Milk Moon 2020 Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2019’s Lunacy series, with MILK MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Phoenix Steamworks Tee
Out of StockCommemorating the inception of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab’s 2008 Phoenix Steamworks line! Artwork by the phenomenal Julie Dillon. Rubbed bronze, gold, and sky blue ink on black tee. The inks on this tee are a contrast of flat and shimmer. The finer lines on the tee are done in flat ink.
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Pink Moon Tee
Out of StockIt is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2019’s Lunacy series, with PINK MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
To purchase a Pink Moon perfume, scoot on over here!
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Plague Doctor Tee
Select OptionsPlease note:
This is a pre-order for the t-shirt, and your order will ship as soon as the tees are ready. Thank you so much for your patience!Flaunt your style AND your public health awareness at various Zoom gatherings, all while dressed comfortably enough to tip over and snooze immediately afterward. Mask and various demon-repelling herbs not included!
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Please Scream Inside Your Heart Tee
Select OptionsPlease note:
This is a pre-order for the t-shirt, and your order will ship as soon as the tees are ready. Thank you so much for your patience!You screamed, we listened! The Drew Rausch design launched as a perfume label (and accompanying die-cut sticker) is now an outward expression of all the screams that lay buried just beneath your surface. Let this comfy tee serve as a warning to those who wander through your territory: “I probably taste terrible!” Perfect attire for pretending to be dead.
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Rabbit Moon 2021 Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
Art by Drew Rausch.
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Raccoon Moon Tee
Out of StockMany years ago, Ted and I woke up to the sound of footsteps. It was incredibly disconcerting: the tread was heavy and even, and it sounded just like a full-grown man was walking on our roof. Ted grabbed our officially-licensed Shawn of the Dead cricket bat and I grabbed a flashlight, and we tried to figure out if someone was breaking into our house. We couldn’t find anything, so we went to check the attic. I’ll tell you… opening up your pitch black attic in the middle of a pitch black night armed with only a cricket bat and a Maglite is some serious horror movie shit. Few things test your mettle like realizing you’re absolutely /not/ the Final Girl in a slasher film because you’re creeping in an attic at midnight while investigating strange sounds. Anyway, the thuds and thumps kept happening, and eventually we figured out that raccoons were humping on our roof.
Every year since, raccoons have consistently found the atmosphere on our roof conducive to romance.
Now, I’ve been trying and trying to write something profound and poetic to describe this scent, but this really is a perfume about raccoons schtupping. For the bulk of the US, February is the harbinger of Raccoon Sexytime, and for the next month my whole family will get woken up by the thumps and squeals of frantically lusty raccoons using our roof as a No Tell Motel.
The accompanying perfume can be found here
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Snow Moon Tee
Out of StockIt is our distinct honor to announce a collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2019’s Lunacy series, beginning with SNOW MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
To purchase a Snow Moon perfume, scoot on over here!
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Sprouting Grass Moon Tee
Out of StockAVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER
The accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2019’s Lunacy series, with STURGEON MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
The accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
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Strawberry Moon Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying Strawberry Moon perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2019’s Lunacy series, with STRAWBERRY MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Sturgeon Moon Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying Sturgeon Moon perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2019’s Lunacy series, with STURGEON MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Thunder Moon 2021 Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
Art by Drew Rausch.
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Tweedledum Tee
Out of StockThe first in the House of Phoenix’s Mad Tee Party series: Tweedledum.
‘Selfish things!’ thought Alice, and she was just going to say ‘Good-night’ and leave them, when Tweedledum sprang out from under the umbrella and seized her by the wrist.
‘Do you see THAT?’ he said, in a voice choking with passion, and his eyes grew large and yellow all in a moment, as he pointed with a trembling finger at a small white thing lying under the tree.
‘It’s only a rattle,’ Alice said, after a careful examination of the little white thing. ‘Not a rattleSNAKE, you know,’ she added hastily, thinking that he was frightened: ‘only an old rattle — quite old and broken.’
‘I knew it was!’ cried Tweedledum, beginning to stamp about wildly and tear his hair. ‘It’s spoilt, of course!’ Here he looked at Tweedledee, who immediately sat down on the ground, and tried to hide himself under the umbrella.
Alice laid her hand upon his arm, and said in a soothing tone, ‘You needn’t be so angry about an old rattle.’
‘But it isn’t old!’ Tweedledum cried, in a greater fury than ever. ‘It’s new, I tell you — I bought it yesterday — my nice new RATTLE!’ and his voice rose to a perfect scream.
All this time Tweedledee was trying his best to fold up the umbrella, with himself in it: which was such an extraordinary thing to do, that it quite took off Alice’s attention from the angry brother. But he couldn’t quite succeed, and it ended in his rolling over, bundled up in the umbrella, with only his head out: and there he lay, opening and shutting his mouth and his large eyes — ‘looking more like a fish than anything else,’ Alice thought.
Black distressed ink with on deep heather grey mottled tee. The image has been placed on the front lower left side of the tee.
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Wolf Moon Tee
Out of StockThe accompanying perfume oil can be found here!
It is our distinct honor to continue our collaboration with the Caldecott-winning Dan Santat: Author/Illustrator on 2020’s Lunacy series, with WOLF MOON.
If you love children’s literature, you must pick up “Beekle,” “After the Fall,” “Drawn Together,” “Dude!,” “Sidekicks,” “Crankenstein Valentine,” or any other of Dan’s amazing books. His stories aren’t just for kids: they are moving, touching, heart-exploding stories for anyone at any age.
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Worm Moon 2019 Tee
Out of StockDo not smirk as a hearse goes by,
For you may be the next to die.
They wrap you up in a big white sheet
And throw you down six feet deep.
They put you in a big black box,
And cover you up with dirt and rocks.
All goes well for a week or two,
Then things start changing; all is new.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
A big green worm with rolling eyes,
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.
Til your blood turns mossy green
And oozes out like Devonshire cream.
Worm Moon marks the season of rains, when the worms scuttle forth, aerating the earth with their movements and enriching the soil by digesting waste in organic material, which creates organic fertilizer.
To purchase a Worm Moon scent, scoot on over here!
Artwork by Caldecott-winning illustrator and author and all-around amazing human being and bestest of friends, Dan Santat.