Products

Pericles Perfume Oil A clang of rusted armor, a dark, metallic oudh, leather, and a splash of sea water.

$26.00

Persephone Perfume Oil Queen of Two Worlds — sweet earth above, sepulchral dark below: pomegranate and rose.

from $6.75

Label for 'Perversion' perfume oil by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab with decorative border and text.

Perversion Perfume Oil The perfect scent to wear to your next bondage ball, dungeon adventure or sojourn to your favorite pleasure dome.

from $7.75

Petrichor Perfume Oil Rain on dry earth, wet clay, moss, and freshly cleared air.

from $7.25

Philologus Perfume Oil Ancient books, crackled parchment, faded incense, and candle wax.

$30.00

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Photobleaching Nail Polish Light consuming what it once created: a translucent pearl white with a glowing blue shift that can be painted on its own or used as a topper.

$18.00

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Pine Cone Sack Attack Perfume Oil Pine sap and amber ashes.

$31.00

Pink Cupcake Perfume Oil RARITIES & B-SIDES

$32.00

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Pink Fuzzy Handcuffs 2026 Perfume Oil It’s not quite as fun when you lose the key. Pink cotton candy, candied rose, and vanilla sugar.

$32.00

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Pink Lovebat Nail Polish Soft pink jelly with an iridescent shift, semi-sheer.

$18.00

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Pink Lovebat Perfume Oil A frothy strawberry malted with papaya juice and black cherries, topped with marshmallow cream.

$31.00

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Pink Moon Cotton Candy Perfume Oil RARITIES & B-SIDES

$29.00

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Pink Pumpkin Floss Lotion Pumpkin candyfloss with strawberry cream and red currant.

$35.00

Pirates! Perfume Oil Gunpowder and salt-crusted leather, casks of scorched spices, sweet rum, and a clink of golden amber.

$28.00

Pisces Socks! You’re safe with us, little fish — we would never pressure you into buying something you don’t need! However, we’d be remiss in not pointing out that a pair of our PISCES socks will help keep your fins nice and toasty while you dissociate from reality.

$15.00

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Pistachio Ambrosia 2026 Perfume Oil A whipped green dream, pale and pillowy with multicolored mini marshmallows, densely studded with bits of pineapple, mandarin, and shredded coconut.

$32.00

Plague Doctor Tee A wardrobe staple built for comfort.

$25.00

Plague of Frogs Perfume Oil Rubbery, wet, and warty.

$32.00

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Plastic Rats Perfume Oil Shiny black licorice, grey amber, and a dusting of smoky black pepper.

$31.00

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Playdate With Krampus Perfume Oil A playdate with monsters: crimson musk stirred into molten sugar, ruby pomegranate syrup, tart cherries, a dusting of clove-spun candyfloss, and a drizzle of warm vanilla resin.

$31.00

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Please Come Perfume Oil An invitation: black amber and pink peony sealed in a creamy white paper envelope.

$33.00

Please Scream Inside Your Heart This is the scent of fried dough, funnel cake, and that balls-in-your-throat feeling you get when you’re about to pitch over the edge of a steep hill on a roller coaster and can’t see the other side.

from $2.50

Please Scream Inside Your Heart Tee A wardrobe staple built for comfort.

$30.00

Please Scream Inside Your Snake Oil Deep, rich earthy notes swirled with vegetal musks, sugared vanilla bean, and dark spices smushed into a funnel cake.

$27.00

Please Scream Perfume Oil Fuel and fire for speaking out against injustice: a heap of warm spiced funnel cakes with a scoop of coffee ice cream.

$32.00

Pleasure Abundant Perfume Oil Orange blossom, sweet amber, red honey, pink peppercorn, and frankincense smoke

$33.00

Label for 'Plunder' hand blended perfume oil by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab with decorative border.

Plunder Perfume Oil The scent of a pirate’s bumboat, overflowing with stolen wares. Tea leaf, cassia, cinnamon bark, clove, allspice, sandalwood, tobacco, peppercorn, and nutmeg.

from $6.75