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Text 'A Kingdom of Dust and Despair' on a textured background

A Kingdom of Dust and Despair Beard Oil The scent of a forsaken land. Cracked earth, gasoline seeping into sun-scorched sand. The scent of balsam and leather drifts across desolate dunes the glimmer dully with shards of frankincense.

$22.00

Alice Curiouser and curiouser. Milk and honey with rose, carnation and bergamot.

from $6.25

Amber & Patchouli Hair Gloss Sweet, resinous amber and husky patchouli.

from $5.75

Amber and Steel Hooks Hair Gloss Gleaming amber and bourbon vanilla pierced by cold steel with a whisper of oak bark beneath.

$34.00

Illustration of a classical bust with 'Aristotle' text on a green background, featuring 'Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab' and 'The Unemployed Philosophers Guild'.

Aristotle Beard Oil Oman frankincense, Greek sage, and white juniper.

$25.00

Bastet Luxuriant amber, warm Egyptian musk, fierce saffron and soft myrrh, almond, cardamom and golden lotus.

from $7.75

Belgian Chocolate Hair Gloss Rich, dark, and unapologetically indulgent chocolate.

from $5.75

Label for 'Blood Kiss' hand blended perfume oil by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab with decorative border.

Blood Kiss Lush, creamy vanilla and the honey of the sweetest kiss smeared with the vital throb of husky clove, swollen red cherries, but darkened with the vampiric sensuality of vetiver, soporific poppy and blood red wine, and a skin-light pulse of feral musk.

from $7.75

Animated character in a red chair holding a cigar with text 'Bourbon & Bone Hair Gloss' below.

Bourbon & Bone Hair Gloss Clacking white sandalwood drenched in whiskey and a puff of cigar smoke.

$34.00

Bourbon Vanilla Hair Gloss Toasted Madagascar vanilla bean.

from $5.75

Bram Stoker Bourbon vetiver with opoponax, Italian bergamot, and hay absolute.

from $6.75

Byronic Antihero Beard Oil An aristocratic cologne of titanic passions, moody and brooding. This scent is dark with disillusionment and cynicism: a Victorian fougère and a dashing carnation boutonniere tainted by a cloud of khus, yew, and patchouli.

$22.00

Caramel Patchouli Hair Gloss Skillfully burnt sugar and earthy patchouli.

from $5.75

Castitas Bath Oil "Chastity – the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions." Aldous Huxley. Rice flower, vanilla, and cream.

$28.00

Catherine An incandescent amber storm. Strata of glowing ambers piled deep and restless, molten and honeyed, threaded with dark, resinous veins that pulse like blood under skin.

from $36.00

Celestial Aura Hair Gloss Divinity embodied. Radiant golden amber, purifying chamomile, honeyed tea leaf, yellow bergamot, diaphanous vanilla, and white sandalwood.

from $6.00

Coconut, Vanilla Bean, & Tiare Hair Gloss Sun-warmed coconut and sweet tiare threaded thrSun-warmed coconut and sweet tiare threaded through creamy vanilla bean.ough creamy vanilla bean.

from $5.75

Concombre Hair Gloss Cool, clean, and refreshing pulverized cucumber.

from $5.75

Crack of Thunder Hair Gloss Streaks of blue-white lightning slashing through a plum wine sky.

$34.00

Cthulhu A creeping, wet, slithering scent, dripping with seaweed, oceanic plants and dark, unfathomable waters.

from $6.75

Person wearing pink 'Daddy' shorts with a dark background and branding text.

Daddy by EFFY A roll in the hay with a sexy demon daddy: a diabolical incense with a splash of bay rum and a hiss of infernal fougere. Congrats, you’re a DADDY now too!

from $25.00

Dee His scent is soft English leather, rosewood and tonka with a hint of incense, parchment and soft woods.

from $7.75

DILF A rich bourbon cream skin musk, formulated to announce and enhance whatever version of oneself is currently coming forth.

from $22.00

Dorian This blend is an artful deception: a sweet gilded blossom lying over a twisted and corrupted core. A Victorian fougere with three pale musks and dark, sugared vanilla tea.

from $7.75

Dwarven Lustre Beard Oil Dwarves have the highest standards in beard care, and we aim to please even the grimmest and grouchiest of the lot. Patchouli root, golden amber coins, jewel-bright red musk, mineral oudh, and sweet ale.

$22.00

Eat Me Three white cakes, vanilla, and red and black currants.

from $7.50

Elven Glam Hair Gloss Otherworldly luminescent blossoms shimmering in a mist-veiled forest glen.

from $6.00

Label for 'Embalming Fluid' by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab with decorative border and text.

Embalming Fluid A light, pure scent: white musk, green tea, aloe and lemon.

from $7.25

Fleur de Citronnier Hair Gloss Bright, zingy lemon, orange, and mandarin blossoms.

from $5.75

Fleurs D’Oranger Hair Gloss Softly intoxicating orange blossom.

from $5.75

Framboise Hair Gloss Berry-stained and tousled. Sun-drenched raspberries bursting on the vine—sticky-sweet juice, crushed leaves, and a whisper of wild thorns.

$32.00

Frenum Bath Oil "Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess." Oscar Wilde Wild lettuce, white tea, cucumber, and cherry blossom.

$28.00

Gaudium Bath Oil Enflame your delight in everyday things, and fill yourself with enthusiasm for life’s little joys. Geranium, bitter orange, lavender, lemon verbena, and pink grapefruit.

$28.00

Gula Bath Oil "It is the just doom of laziness and gluttony to be inactive without ease and drowsy without tranquility." Samuel Johnson Cocoa absolute, sugar cane, honey, black currant, vanilla, and caramel.

$28.00

Hair Loosened & Soiled in Mid Orgies Hair Gloss White honey, warm musk, and ambrette seed.

from $5.75

Promotional image for 'Heathcliff' by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab with a stylized portrait and British Library branding.

Heathcliff A feral and unrepentant animalic musk slick with heat, tangled with smoked birch tar that clings to skin like soot and desire. Refined cologne masks a deep, grinding base of dark resins, cracked leather, and vetiver root; earth torn open, roots exposed.

from $28.00

Hedonism Bath Oil Awaken all of your senses with a bath that reawakens the passion of the soul. Patchouli, ylang ylang, grapefruit, lemon, and myrrh.

$28.00

Honey & Neroli Hair Gloss Piquant neroli and sweet honey.

from $5.75

Honey Hair Gloss Pure, sweet liquid gold.

from $5.75

Humanitas Bath Oil No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. — Aesop Carnation, black cherry, wild strawberry, helichrysum, and frankincense

$28.00

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