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Text 'A Kingdom of Dust and Despair' on a textured background

A Kingdom of Dust and Despair Beard Oil The scent of a forsaken land. Cracked earth, gasoline seeping into sun-scorched sand. The scent of balsam and leather drifts across desolate dunes the glimmer dully with shards of frankincense.

$22.00

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A Yellow Smell Hair Gloss Scorched wood and oversteeped chamomile petals pressed wetly into beeswax, brittle fossilized amber, a whisper of honeyed hay and saffron, and the sweet decay of overripe butter figs.

$35.00

Alice Curiouser and curiouser. Milk and honey with rose, carnation and bergamot.

from $6.25

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Amber & Patchouli Hair Gloss Sweet, resinous amber and husky patchouli.

from $5.75

Amber and Steel Hooks Hair Gloss Gleaming amber and bourbon vanilla pierced by cold steel with a whisper of oak bark beneath.

$34.00

Illustration of a classical bust with 'Aristotle' text on a green background, featuring 'Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab' and 'The Unemployed Philosophers Guild'.

Aristotle Beard Oil Oman frankincense, Greek sage, and white juniper.

$25.00

Aurum Beard Oil Molten amber, gilded tobacco flower, and Mysore sandalwood.

$25.00

Bananas Foster Hair Gloss Caramel-soaked banana slices sizzling in butter and brown sugar, flamed with dark rum, and poured over warm vanilla ice cream.

$35.00

Bastet Luxuriant amber, warm Egyptian musk, fierce saffron and soft myrrh, almond, cardamom and golden lotus.

from $7.75

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Beaver Moon: Graham Cracker & Buttercream Lotion Lunacy Lotion

$30.00

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Beaver Moon: Pink Lime & Coconut Hair Gloss Lunacy Hair Gloss

$35.00

Belgian Chocolate Hair Gloss Rich, dark, and unapologetically indulgent chocolate.

from $5.75

Black Honey and Opium Poppy Hair Gloss Narcotic poppy accord soaked in black honey.

$36.00

Black Honey, Black Cherry, and Kyphi Smoke Hair Gloss Sweet dried cherries woven into honeyed kyphi incense.

$36.00

Label for 'Blood Kiss' hand blended perfume oil by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab with decorative border.

Blood Kiss Lush, creamy vanilla and the honey of the sweetest kiss smeared with the vital throb of husky clove, swollen red cherries, but darkened with the vampiric sensuality of vetiver, soporific poppy and blood red wine, and a skin-light pulse of feral musk.

from $7.75

Animated character in a red chair holding a cigar with text 'Bourbon & Bone Hair Gloss' below.

Bourbon & Bone Hair Gloss Clacking white sandalwood drenched in whiskey and a puff of cigar smoke.

$34.00

Bourbon Vanilla Hair Gloss Toasted Madagascar vanilla bean.

from $5.75

Bram Stoker Bourbon vetiver with opoponax, Italian bergamot, and hay absolute.

from $6.75

Buttered Beere Hair Gloss Tudor comfort in a pewter pot: spiced ale warmed with egg and sugar, clove and nutmeg, and a knob of melted butter.

$35.00

Byronic Antihero Beard Oil An aristocratic cologne of titanic passions, moody and brooding. This scent is dark with disillusionment and cynicism: a Victorian fougère and a dashing carnation boutonniere tainted by a cloud of khus, yew, and patchouli.

$22.00

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Caramel Apple Cookie 2025 Hair Gloss Brown sugar cookies with fat chunks of cinnamon-dusted apple and swirls of caramel.

$35.00

Caramel Patchouli Hair Gloss Skillfully burnt sugar and earthy patchouli.

from $5.75

Castitas Bath Oil "Chastity – the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions." Aldous Huxley. Rice flower, vanilla, and cream.

$28.00

Catherine An incandescent amber storm. Strata of glowing ambers piled deep and restless, molten and honeyed, threaded with dark, resinous veins that pulse like blood under skin.

from $36.00

Celestial Aura Hair Gloss Divinity embodied. Radiant golden amber, purifying chamomile, honeyed tea leaf, yellow bergamot, diaphanous vanilla, and white sandalwood.

from $6.00

Coconut, Vanilla Bean, & Tiare Hair Gloss Sun-warmed coconut and sweet tiare threaded thrSun-warmed coconut and sweet tiare threaded through creamy vanilla bean.ough creamy vanilla bean.

from $5.75

Concombre Hair Gloss Cool, clean, and refreshing pulverized cucumber.

from $5.75

Cooking Pots at the Tsukama Shrine Bath Oil Coconut milk and white tea.

$36.00

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Coyote Moon: Brown Sugar and Oak Hair Gloss Lunacy Hair Gloss

$36.00

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Coyote Moon: Desert Sage and Palo Santo Lotion Lunacy Lotion

$36.00

Crack of Thunder Hair Gloss Streaks of blue-white lightning slashing through a plum wine sky.

$34.00

Cthulhu A creeping, wet, slithering scent, dripping with seaweed, oceanic plants and dark, unfathomable waters.

from $6.75

Person wearing pink 'Daddy' shorts with a dark background and branding text.

Daddy by EFFY A roll in the hay with a sexy demon daddy: a diabolical incense with a splash of bay rum and a hiss of infernal fougere. Congrats, you’re a DADDY now too!

from $25.00

Dark Chocolate, Coffee Bean, and Cheese Danish Hair Gloss Bittersweet dark chocolate and roasted coffee bean tangled with flaky pastry and creamy, lightly sweetened cheese filling.

$36.00

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Dead Leaves and Mulling Spices Hair Gloss Crisp dead leaves and damp earth warmed by cinnamon, clove, allspice, star anise, and a curl of dried orange peel.

$35.00