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Illustration of a classical bust with 'Aristotle' text on a green background, featuring 'Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab' and 'The Unemployed Philosophers Guild'.
Aristotle Beard Oil Oman frankincense, Greek sage, and white juniper. $25.00
Hypatia Perfume Oil Rose water and a mineralic, star-dappled blend of white musk, crystalline amber, and sweet oud. $28.00
John Locke Perfume Oil A blend of 17th century grooming products and some Sexy Virgo Philosopher Leather Action: lavender pomade, a splash of Carmelite water, tonka bean, and a well-worn strop. $28.00
Socrates Perfume Oil Inspired by anointing oils used in the philosopher’s time after partaking in public baths: orris root, ambergris accord, frankincense, olive blossom, black fig, and marjoram. $28.00
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