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  A million thanks to Aristotle for the art, to Sarah Elizabeth and her wonderful friends for the inspiration, and to Black Phillip, without whom our lives would be bereft of both joy and deliciousness. Proceeds from this parody tee will benefit EMILY’s List, a wonderful organization that supports electing pro-choice Democratic women to office. Learn more here!

  These tees are from District, and are made from 50/25/25 poly/ring spun cotton/rayon and as they say on their website, are “the perfect blending of softness and an easygoing look.”

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  BPAL Distressed Slogan Tee

  There are few symbols from the past that we can still truly stand behind, but the BPAL triple dagger insignia has yet to let us down. Inform onlookers that you have the very finest taste in esoteric scents with this tee that reps our house style. Offers protection from the elements, while also satisfying social obligations related to covering your upper half!

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  Bitches Love Unicorns Tee

  Yeah… they do!

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  Please Scream Inside Your Heart Tee

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  This is a pre-order for the t-shirt, and your order will ship as soon as the tees are ready. Thank you so much for your patience!

  You screamed, we listened! The Drew Rausch design launched as a perfume label (and accompanying die-cut sticker) is now an outward expression of all the screams that lay buried just beneath your surface. Let this comfy tee serve as a warning to those who wander through your territory: “I probably taste terrible!” Perfect attire for pretending to be dead.

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