Stimulating Sassafras Strengthener Perfume Oil $5.75$23.00

Stimulating Sassafras Strengthener Perfume Oil


Valuable in relieving the vapors and in reversing depraved conditions of the system. Doc Constantine’s tonics will make you happy, hale, and hearty.

Sassafras, vanilla extract, oak leaf, CO2 butter extract and onycha.

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Presented in an amber apothecary vial.


  1. Amanda

    So much happiness in one bottle!! This is a blissful rootbeer float memory – summer & youth.

  2. Hellokoi

    This smells just like a root beer float with a big scoop of vanilla ice cream. It’s a little too sweet for me sometimes, but I love how realistic it is. If you ever wanted to smell like a root beer float, you need this.

  3. dementia_divine

    In the imp: Root beer barrel candies!

    Wet: Yep, this reminds me of those root beer barrel candies (as opposed to root beer itself). The sassafras is somewhat spicy, and somewhat minty. It makes my skin somewhat tingly where it was applied, but the tingly-ness isn’t too bad.

    Dry: It’s softer and creamier now. It still makes me think of root beer barrel candies, but I could also see it being a particularly creamy root beer.

    Verdict: Why did I wait so long to try this!? I love root beer.

    I don’t like this as much a Tombstone (which is more like a root beer float on me with a hint of cedar… and when it is aged, it contains the most amazing creamy vanilla note), but I really do like this one.

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