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  Schrödinger’s Checkmark Perfume Oil

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  I Voted Button

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  Snake Oil: 2014 Vintage Perfume Oil

  Two years onward from our great cross-country move, we’re still opening boxes we forgot we’d packed, unearthing many oily treasures — for example, a hooch jug of Snake Oil bottled in 2014, aged to perfection in the temperature-controlled darkness of a West coast warehouse, and then an East coast one.

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