Ask the Nearest Hippie $26.00
Ask the Nearest Hippie

Ask the Nearest Hippie

5 out of 5 based on 1 customer rating
(1 customer review)

$26.00

Obergefell vs Hodges

Who ever thought that intimacy and spirituality [whatever that means] were freedoms? And if intimacy is, one would think Freedom of Intimacy is abridged rather than expanded by marriage. Ask the nearest hippie.

An olfactory guide, created to assist you in locating nearby hippies: patchouli, hemp, smoky vanilla bean, and cannabis accord.

(No, there is no actual weed in this perfume, silly.)

++ THE COLLECTED POETIC WORKS OF ANTONIN SCALIA
Hubris is sometimes defined as o’erweening pride; and pride, we know, goeth before a fall.

We’ve had myriad political figures throughout US history that have possessed acid tongues, but few in the modern era have provided such a constant stream of colorfully vitriolic superlatives as Antonin Scalia.

 He is the federal court’s beat poet of indignation and right-wing rage.

For your pleasure, we present a line dedicated to SCOTUS’ reigning Sick Burn Champion, the cranky, flamboyant, inimitable Justice Antonin Gregory Scalia. Proceeds from every single bottle will be donated to the Southern Poverty Law Center, the Trevor Project, and the National Center for Transgender Equality.

1 review for Ask the Nearest Hippie

  1. 5 out of 5

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    This is the most perfect “hippie stank.” The patchouli comes off kind of scratchy and woodsy, the vanilla is soft and smoky, almost burnt, and the cannabis adds a sticky sweetness to it all. Absolute perfection. Lasts nearly all day, too. Even now, at the tail end of my day, I’ll catch a little chill whiff of this. A soft and mellow scent, very calming.

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