Mystical Aphorisms of the Fortune Cookie Perfume Oil $33.00

Mystical Aphorisms of the Fortune Cookie Perfume Oil


Obergefell vs Hodges

If, even as the price to be paid for a fifth vote, I ever joined an opinion for the Court that began: ‘The Constitution promises liberty to all within its reach, a liberty that includes certain specific rights that allow persons, within a lawful realm, to define and express their identity,’ I would hide my head in a bag. The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie.

Almond fortune cookies and a bit of roadside palm reader-inspired incense.

Hubris is sometimes defined as o’erweening pride; and pride, we know, goeth before a fall.

We’ve had myriad political figures throughout US history who have possessed acid tongues, but few in the modern era have provided such a constant stream of colorfully vitriolic superlatives as Antonin Scalia.

He is the federal court’s beat poet of indignation and right-wing rage.

For your pleasure, we present a line dedicated to SCOTUS’ reigning Sick Burn Champion, the cranky, flamboyant, inimitable Justice Antonin Gregory Scalia. Proceeds from every single bottle will be donated to the Southern Poverty Law Center, the Trevor Project, and the National Center for Transgender Equality.


  1. novembersmuse

    This is such a delightful scent, I don’t know where to begin. I love the smell of almonds, so I was all over this fortune cookie-inspired scent. To my delight and surprise, it also smells a bit of butterscotch. That was the first thing my husband noticed, actually. Not almonds, but butterscotch. I anticipated more of an incense smell, and while I can pick that out, at first sniff this smells more like black cherry soda. I was a little worried when I ordered this one that I would smell like a metaphysical gift shop, but it all works together so well you end up with something deliciously tart and just a little smoky.

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