Dorian
This blend is an artful deception: a sweet gilded blossom lying over a twisted and corrupted core. A Victorian fougere with three pale musks and dark, sugared vanilla tea.
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$7.75
Dwarven Lustre Beard Oil
Dwarves have the highest standards in beard care, and we aim to please even the grimmest and grouchiest of the lot. Patchouli root, golden amber coins, jewel-bright red musk, mineral oudh, and sweet ale.
$22.00
Eat Me
Three white cakes, vanilla, and red and black currants.
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$7.50
Elven Glam Hair Gloss
Otherworldly luminescent blossoms shimmering in a mist-veiled forest glen.
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Embalming Fluid
A light, pure scent: white musk, green tea, aloe and lemon.
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$7.25
Fleur de Citronnier Hair Gloss
Bright, zingy lemon, orange, and mandarin blossoms.
Flower Moon: Ylang Ylang and White Sugar Lotion
Lunacy Lotion
$36.00
Framboise Hair Gloss
Berry-stained and tousled. Sun-drenched raspberries bursting on the vine—sticky-sweet juice, crushed leaves, and a whisper of wild thorns.
$32.00
Frankincense Smoke Hair Gloss
Cold stone and rising incense, beeswax and cedar, the silence of a winter nave still warm with prayer.
$35.00
Frenum Bath Oil
"Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess." Oscar Wilde Wild lettuce, white tea, cucumber, and cherry blossom.
$28.00
Fudge Brownie Hair Gloss
A dense square of molten chocolate bliss: rich cocoa, melted butter, brown sugar, and sticky ribbons of dark fudge.
$36.00
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Garg Oil Beard Oil
A mossy beard oil blend with a hint of beeswax, cathedral incense, blackened cedar, and aged oak.
$26.00
Gaudium Bath Oil
Enflame your delight in everyday things, and fill yourself with enthusiasm for life’s little joys. Geranium, bitter orange, lavender, lemon verbena, and pink grapefruit.
$28.00
Gula Bath Oil
"It is the just doom of laziness and gluttony to be inactive without ease and drowsy without tranquility." Samuel Johnson Cocoa absolute, sugar cane, honey, black currant, vanilla, and caramel.
$28.00
Hair Loosened & Soiled in Mid Orgies Hair Gloss
White honey, warm musk, and ambrette seed.
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Heathcliff
A feral and unrepentant animalic musk slick with heat, tangled with smoked birch tar that clings to skin like soot and desire. Refined cologne masks a deep, grinding base of dark resins, cracked leather, and vetiver root; earth torn open, roots exposed.
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$28.00
Hedonism Bath Oil
Awaken all of your senses with a bath that reawakens the passion of the soul. Patchouli, ylang ylang, grapefruit, lemon, and myrrh.
$28.00
Honey & Neroli Hair Gloss
Piquant neroli and sweet honey.
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$5.75
Honey Champaca Hair Gloss
Golden champaca heavy with honey, heady and sacred.
$36.00
Honey Hair Gloss
Pure, sweet liquid gold.
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$5.75
Honey Marshmallow Hair Gloss
Soft, golden, and pillowy: honey melting into lightly toasted marshmallows.
$32.00
Humanitas Bath Oil
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. — Aesop Carnation, black cherry, wild strawberry, helichrysum, and frankincense
$28.00
Implacable Beautiful Tyrant Hair Gloss
Golden amber, frankincense, white ginger, and oudh.
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Invidia Bath Oil
White grapefruit, tea leaf, white ginger, orange blossom, jasmine, honey myrtle, and lime.
$28.00
Ira Bath Oil
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. – Chinese proverb Blood orange, patchouli, and vetiver.
$28.00
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John Barley Corn Beard Oil
Barley, beer, blood, and whiskey.
$26.00
Jolly Roger
Sea spray with an undercurrent of leather, Bay Rum, and salty, dry woods.
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Juniper Mint Hair Gloss
Sharp green juniper and cool mint, clean and bracing, like cold air piercing a shadowed forest.
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$6.00
La Roue de Malheur Hair Gloss
Red musk, blackened patchouli, opium tar, inky oudh, champaca flower, pomegranate pulp, frankincense, and tobacco.
$34.00
Lavender Kitchen Mouse Hair Gloss
Lavender cotton candy fur and vanilla popcorn balls, sent skittering out of the kitchen with a good-natured wave of our polished wood rolling pin.
$35.00
Les Feuilles de Patchouli Hair Gloss
Dark, dewy patchouli leaves gathered under the moon’s silvery gaze, their earthy aroma rooted deep with forest shadows and resinous moss.
$30.00
Les Fraises Hair Gloss
Sultry, sticky crimson juice dribbled on bare skin, a flash of teeth, a breathless laugh in the dark.
$32.00
Libanotos Beard Oil
Frankincense, terebinth, and Italian bergamot.
$25.00
Lich, I'm Fabulous Hair Gloss
Crypt chic for captivating cadavers. Gleaming bone-white sandalwood encrusted with tomb moss, black champaca, and incense smoke.
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Lich, Please Beard Oil
Even the undead need to look sharp. Crypt moss and coffin wood, incense smoke and shards of bone.
$22.00
Luxuria Bath Oil
"Lust’s passion will be served; it demands, it militates, it tyrannizes." — the Marquis de Sade Red musk, patchouli, pomegranate, red currant, bourbon vanilla, nutmeg, sweet orange.
$28.00
Manipulations of Love Hair Gloss
Wisteria incense, oakmoss, and sandalwood cream.
$36.00
Maraschino Babydoll
Liqueur-soaked twin cherries reeling from a double pony-kick of pink pepper and white ginger.