The Skeletal Remains of Civilization Beard Oil
A symphony of rust and fire. Dust-blasted leather and the jagged concrete and steel teeth of time-blasted ruins, spattered with blood, choked with smoke, and thrumming with the distant drone of engines
$22.00
TKO
“Many things – such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly – are done worst when we try hardest to do them.”
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$7.75
Two Gentlemen in Touraine
A crisp lavender-forward fougere with a heart of bourbon vanilla, sandalwood, warm, well-loved leather, and clary sage.
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$28.00
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Type AB- 2025 Beard Oil
For the most discerning vampires. Dragon’s blood resin, black cherry, clove, cardamom, black leather, and kyphi smoke.
$26.00
Valencia Orange Hair Gloss
Bottled sunshine. Sun-split and juicy, the sweetest orange, all brightness and no bite.
$35.00
Veins of Oil Like Lifeblood Beard Oil
Globs of bubbling tar and rivulets of motor oil oozing through the grooves of rusted scavenged steel.
$22.00
Villain
A classic Victorian men’s cologne. A lavender fougere, with hints of lilac, lime, and citrus musk.
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$7.25
Violet & Green Tea Hair Gloss
Spring’s first violets and cool green tea.
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$5.75
Werewolf Fur Hair Gloss
Dazzlingly feral. Deep, shadowy old growth bark and mosses and a drop of carnal pomace brandy.
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$6.00
White Tea & Sage Hair Gloss
White tea and silvery sage, cool and gently herbaceous.
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$5.75
Who is Nibbling at my House? Hair Gloss
Caramel apples, cardamom cakes, hazelnut cream, and butterscotc