WHO IS NIBBLING AT MY HOUSE? HAIR GLOSS
“Save your slobbering,” said the old woman. “It doesn’t help you at all.”
Caramel apples, cardamom cakes, hazelnut cream, and butterscotch.
“Save your slobbering,” said the old woman. “It doesn’t help you at all.”
Bedeck your locks (or snakes or horns or whatever you’re sporting up top) with scents gleaned from the Midway!
Smell like you’ve stepped right off the platform of Carnaval Diabolique’s 13-in-One!
A Pantomime of Deviltry and Debauch in Seven Acts
Black Phoenix’s Hair Gloss is paraben and sulfate free, and contains no petro-chemicals, no GMOs, and no triclosan.
Handmade by Black Phoenix. As always, no animals were harmed during the creation of this product, and all products were tested on friends and family.
Please exercise common sense when using our Hair Gloss: do not eat, do not snort, do not drink, do not pour into eyes, etc. If irritation occurs, discontinue use immediately.
Contains cyclomethicone, botanisil, Vitamin E, argan oil, Tahitian monoi oil, camelina oil, and karanja oil.