Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Ghost Milk Soft Serve illustration: a sage-green soft serve ice cream cone with a melting ghostly face, dripping down a dark waffle cone, on an orange halftone background with an ornate gold border and the BPAL skull-topped logo.

THE INVISIBLE MAN'S BANANA

A scientific experiment gone horribly right: the blurry outline of a flash-frozen banana skewered on a stick and dunked in a shimmering mixture of sheer musk and evaporated milk, sprinkled with invisible nuts.

 
5ml Perfume Oil
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The Bad Humor Man: Summerween 2026

The sun is already sulking behind the treetops by the time you hear the first wobbly riffs of music bouncing off the sun-baked asphalt from further down the street, signaling the arrival of… something.

It’s here, and just in the nick of time: you’ve been warned not to follow those notes to their source after sunset…
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