Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Vampire Sandwich illustration: a coffin-shaped chocolate ice cream sandwich with red vampire lips and white fangs biting into the wafer, dripping blood, on an orange halftone background with an ornate gold border and the BPAL skull-topped logo.

VAMPIRE SANDWICH

A creamy coagulation of frozen goat milk enrobed in a cape of the darkest chocolate. Better slurp up its off-kilter clove gumball eyes first thing, lest they ensnare you with their hypnotic gaze.

 
5ml Perfume Oil
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The Bad Humor Man: Summerween 2026

The sun is already sulking behind the treetops by the time you hear the first wobbly riffs of music bouncing off the sun-baked asphalt from further down the street, signaling the arrival of… something.

It’s here, and just in the nick of time: you’ve been warned not to follow those notes to their source after sunset…
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