Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Zombie Mochi illustration: a blue-skinned zombie head with its top sliced open to reveal purple mochi dumplings inside like exposed brain, sunken bloodshot eyes, on an orange halftone background with an ornate gold border and the BPAL skull-topped logo.

ZOMBIE MOCHI

This frozen rice-milk confection can't wait to burst out of its glutinous tomb and flood the palate with recovered memories of swaying black moss, hemp fibers, bone-white sandalwood, orris root, and bog osmanthus. Ow, brain freeze!

 
5ml Perfume Oil
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The Bad Humor Man: Summerween 2026

The sun is already sulking behind the treetops by the time you hear the first wobbly riffs of music bouncing off the sun-baked asphalt from further down the street, signaling the arrival of… something.

It’s here, and just in the nick of time: you’ve been warned not to follow those notes to their source after sunset…
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