Perfume oil blends presented in an amber apothecary glass vial. Because of the nature of this project, imps are unavailable.
Illustrations by BITCH PLANET co-creator Valentine De Landro.
Are you Non-Compliant? Are you too fat, too thin, too loud, too shy, too religious, too secular, too prudish, too sexual, too queer, too black, too brown, too whatever-it-is-they’ll-judge-you-for-today?
Welcome to BITCH PLANET.
In a future where the patriarchy punishes women who refuse to conform, those who resist are shipped off to do hard time on Bitch Planet. The only way back home is to compete against men in a brutal full-contact sport called Megaton.
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KELLY SUE DECONNICK (Captain Marvel, Pretty Deadly) & VALENTINE DE LANDRO (X-Factor, Spider-Man) team up for a biting sci-fi women-in-prison exploitation satire. Can the newest shipment of Non-Compliant prisoners work together to survive crooked guards, corrupt institutions, and the most brutal sport in the galaxy?
Proceeds from the Bitch Planet collection benefit the Brink Literary Project’s Frames Prison Program, which helps increase literacy rates and reduce recidivism among incarcerated persons.
Agreenex Perfume OilAdd to cart
Be the you HE likes. Good to be around, any time, any day.
A sweet and compliant sugared mint coating sour green apple.
Big Bertha’s Big Molasses Muffins Perfume OilAdd to cart
There’s no muffin like BIG BERTHA’S. Molasses and orange make these muffins sweet, indulgent, and a little spicy, just like your grandma.
Execute Confession Module Perfume OilAdd to cart
White noise, isolation, interrogation: static-white musk grating against ink-black musk, black pepper, and clove.
Gynotize! Perfume OilAdd to cart
A crash course in gynotism: cherry-slapped rose musk.
Patented 3-D Gyno-Coin not included.
Kamau Kogo Perfume OilAdd to cart
Almond milk, coconut husk, and sweat-salted skin.
Marian Perfume OilAdd to cart
I don’t belong here.
A respectable, virtuous vintage musk smeared with blood and spiked with the coppery scent of fear.
Non-Compliant Perfume OilAdd to cart
Too butch, too femme, too sexy, not sexy enough, too smart, too big, too loud, too angry.
Sugar and bile, leather and blood, honey and rum, shredded patchouli and vetiver, tobacco and lime.
Penny Rolle Perfume OilAdd to cart
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. I ain’t broke.
…and you bastards ain’t never going to break me.
Red sandalwood, shea, sweet patchouli, cardamom, pecan, and caramelized amber.
Spirit Fingers Perfume OilAdd to cart
What do we want?
TO GIVE THEM THE FINGER!
When do we want it?
OH MY GOD ALL THE FUCKING TIME??
A giant foam fuck you: cotton candy, red pepper, and clove bud.
The Catholic Perfume OilAdd to cart
Search your conscience.
Digital repentance, analog guilt: sacramental incense and a snap of ozone.