2018 marked The Nobodies‘ third annual drag pageant, in which 41 competitors of all genders battled through five weeks of events. What does it take to win in a contest where all the “rules” of an art form are suspended — a searing Hannah Gadsby lip-sync? Delicious frankfurters retrieved from private areas on the body? A lecture on the pros and cons of cough syrup abuse? Over the weeks leading up to the pageant’s finale, reality itself is pushed to the breaking point.

However, only one may claim the title of MX. NOBODY, winning a $500 grand prize sponsored by BPAL, plus a battalion of other prizes provided (in 2018) by Gothic Renaissance, Beacon’s Closet, Vice Versa shoes, Odd Fox coffee, Enlightened ice cream, and Lily Hoyda Illustration.

In hopes of rallying future contestants to this cause, here’s a perfume blend aimed at performers and drag aficionados from all walks of life, and who aspire to this pageant’s NOPE factor: Newness, Outlook, Passion, and Eugh.

Congrats to Cuntyham, the 2022 MX. NOBODY winner, photographed especially for the latest MX. NOBODY perfume label by Jessye Herrell.