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Fuck This Heat Perfume Oil
$26.00
Fuck This Heat Perfume Oil
$26.00
What global warming? Slivers of ice to cool things down, lavender and hops flower to soothe the nerves.
Proceeds benefit getting the goddamn AC fixed in the front parlor at BPAL so Teddy and Claire don’t sweat to death and we don’t roast people alive at Lunacy.
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mopsylemon –
Definitely a good summer scent. Smells cold, but interesting. Not overly floral, good balance of notes.