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Champagne and Snake Oil Perfume Oil
$29.00
Champagne and Snake Oil Perfume Oil
$29.00
BPAL’s signature scent made effervescent: deep, rich, earthy notes swirled with vegetal musks, sugared vanilla bean, champagne grape, white ginger, and dark spices.
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