Autumntide Hair Gloss | Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab

Being a creature of the night can be terribly hard on the hair. Between the coffin upholstery, the cemetery fog, and the occasional transformation into a ravenous beast, it's a wonder anyone emerges from the crypt looking halfway respectable. Fortunately, we've prepared eight Halloween hair glosses for the maintenance of mortal and immortal tresses alike, suitable for every manner of supernatural vanity, from the elaborate mourning hairstyles of Victorian widows to the wild, smoke-perfumed tangles of witches, warlocks, and assorted midnight revelers.

From vampire velvet and funeral silks to pumpkin pastries, sacrificial bonfires, and the occasional questionable woodland fungus, there's something here for every conceivable state of existence.

A little vanity is forgivable when you've got eternity to get ready.

Mourning Veil Hair Gloss A study in elegant bereavement. The delicate perfume of a Victorian mourning toilette, steeped in black tea, faded flowers, and the rustle of funeral silks.

$37.00

Pagan Rites and PTO Hair Gloss For those who yearn to chant to nameless gods around a harvest moon bonfire but must answer emails until five. Woodsmoke, crackling oak and birch, charred branches, and smoldering embers.

$37.00

Pumpkin Cider Donut Hair Gloss A cider-infused pumpkin spice donut with dark brown cinnamon sugar, roasted apple, pumpkin puree, and date syrup.

$37.00

Pumpkin Loaf Hair Gloss A generous slice of autumn comfort: warm pumpkin bread fresh from the oven, rich with brown sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove, its golden crust giving way to a dense, buttery crumb fragrant with vanilla and toasted pecans.

$37.00

Samhain 2026 Truly the scent of autumn itself -- damp woods, fir needle, and black patchouli with the gentlest touches of warm pumpkin, clove, nutmeg, allspice, sweet red apple and mullein.

from $33.00

The Banshee's Comb Hair Gloss A silver comb drawn through moon-pale tresses, carrying the scent of wild heather, peat smoke, ethereal white amber, and saltwater tears.

$37.00

Vampire Velvet Hair Gloss Decadent, dark, and deliciously ill-mannered. A sumptuous indulgence of ripe black cherries, bitter chocolate, and sultry red musk, fit for a creature with centuries of exquisite bad habits.

$37.00

Witch's Butter Hair Gloss Inspired by the peculiar fungus that sprouts from damp, decaying wood like a glob of butter dropped by a passing witch. Golden honey, velvety pumpkin, and whipped vanilla.

$37.00

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