Haunted House | Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab

RARE OPPORTUNITY! HISTORIC ESTATE WITH ORIGINAL FEATURES AND LONG-TERM OCCUPANTS!

Magnificent ancestral residence of considerable antiquity, boasting twenty distinctive points of interest, extensive grounds, exquisite period detailing, and a fascinating history that the current owners are reluctant to discuss.

Interior appointments include a grand Imperial staircase, richly paneled library, formal parlour, nursery, wine cellar, spacious attic, and private observatory. Original mahogany woodwork throughout. Additional amenities include a self-playing piano, fully operational dumbwaiter, antique gramophone, and an extensive collection of family portraits that must remain with the property. Mature landscaping features an established hedge maze with several undocumented exits.

Some deferred maintenance. Occasional disturbances after dark. Prospective buyers should be aware that certain rooms may be occupied, the mirrors are unreliable, and the property has experienced an unusually high turnover of domestic staff. Previous owners retain certain rights of residence in perpetuity.

Property sold as-is, with all fixtures, hauntings, and outstanding curses conveyed at closing.

Motivated seller. Priced well below market value for reasons the seller is not legally obligated to disclose. Serious inquiries only.

The Atrocious Attic 2026 Perfume Oil Tea rose, violet, white sandalwood, French lavender, and calla lily.

$33.00

The Bloody Banister 2026 Perfume Oil A rotting, cracked mahogany balustrade smeared with bloody handprints frames a cascading Imperial staircase that rises unsteadily into oppressive, suffocating shadows.

$33.00

The Chilling Cellar 2026 Perfume Oil Wine just turning to vinegar, crumbling mortar, red clay, and the coppery tang of old blood.

$33.00

The Crooked Chimney Perfume Oil Charred wood, sooty brick, cold hearth-ash, and a faint, sweet rot creeping up from somewhere below the foundation.

$33.00

The Dreadful Dumbwaiter Perfume Oil Cracked porcelain, bitter black tea, stale lemon biscuits, and tarnished silver.

$33.00

The Ghoulish Gramophone Perfume Oil Warped shellac, oxidized brass, splintered mahogany, black tea, faded gardenia perfume, and a faint breath of extinguished candles.

$33.00

The Heinous Hedge Maze 2026 Perfume Oil Claustrophobic pathways of neglected boxwood and thorny rosemary intersecting at impossible angles, twisting into itself.

$33.00

It Only Happens At Night Perfume Oil Cold brass, night-blooming jasmine, dead leaves, damp velvet, and the last smoky breath of a snuffed beeswax candle.

$33.00

Laughter in the Attic Perfume Oil Attic dust, dried rose petals, brittle lace, blackened sugar, powder

$33.00

The Lurid Library 2026 Perfume Oil The incense-tinged scent of forbidden tomes and the musk-laden remnants of infernal servants.

$33.00

The Nefarious Nursery Perfume Oil Black Belgian lace sewn with black silk thread, goat’s milk-soaked linen, bitter myrrh, white roses, polished black walnut, and a touch of Dragon’s blood baby powder.

$33.00

The Ominous Observatory Perfume Oil Astronomical charts curl with damp, ink gone the color of old rust, and the oculus stares fixed at a constellation that was never there before: cold brass, ozone, black amber, and vellum dust.

$33.00

The Perilous Parlour 2026 Perfume Oil Faint echoes of laughter and the distorted music of a harp drift by, along with the scent of soft white pear and sweet vanilla.

$33.00

The Piano Playing By Itself Perfume Oil A half-empty glass of sherry, extinguished beeswax candles, rosewood veneer, tobacco-stained velvet, powdery iris, and the lingering scent of spectral white musk and violet leaf eau de toilette.

$33.00

The Portrait Watches Back Perfume Oil Cracked oil paint, aged linseed oil, gilded plaster, dusty velvet, faded carnations, black amber, oak paneling, and a faint breath of black frankincense.

$33.00

The Staircase Creaks Perfume Oil Ancient oak treads, dry rot, worn carpet, dust, beeswax polish, and the faintest suggestion of mossy, damp leather shoes.

$33.00

That's Not My Reflection Perfume Oil Chilled glass, silver nitrate, damp marble, pale ambergris, narcissus, and a strange, blurry musk.

$33.00

The Woesome Wedding Portrait Perfume Oil Yellowed bridal lace, black silk, wilted stephanotis, dried orange blossoms, antique rosewater, cracked photographic emulsion, and a dark, animalic musk beneath the sweetness of fading flowers.

$33.00

The Wretched Rose Window 2026 Perfume Oil Pale shafts of frail sunbeams push through, creating a sickly dance of violet, smoke-grey, blood-red, and blackened plum light on the oaken walls.

$33.00

Whatever's Behind the Wallpaper Perfume Oil Dusty blue ink, brittle paper, flour paste and damp plaster, and the dry, papery rustle of moth wings, with a faint, clove-tinged sweetness seeping through the walls.

$33.00

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